LOS ANGELES, CA – Heidi Montag posed nude for Playboy magazine. In her interview she discusses how she reconciles this with her Christian ideals.
“Well, like, Jesus came down to show everyone how good we should be. And like, that’s what I do. I show people a life that’s so much better than anything they have.
“You know, because lots of peoples lives are sad and lame. But then there I am on the cover of Playboy and they see how awesome the world can be. Like Jesus some people are just inherently better than everybody else. And those of us that have been blessed have to set an example so everyone else can have something to look up to. So they know there’s people hotter than anyone in their small town. So they have someone to follow in magazines. I think that’s what Christ would want. If Jesus were alive today, I think he’d be on The Hills.
Seated beside her during the interview was her husband Spencer Pratt. During her interview he rarely looked up, instead checking his 4 personal electronic devices to look at facebook, play online games, look at porn, and twitter about doing all of the above at the same time. Not to be outdone Heidi acquired 6 personal electronic devices, which she checked continuously throughout the interview.
“Before the shoot started I made the whole photo crew stop and say a prayer.”
“You mean grace, ’cause you’re a feast for the eyes.”
The two proceeded to fist bump, then kiss, then make out for the next five minutes.
“Yeah, so we said a prayer before starting ’cause I wanted to be up front with Jesus on what we were doing. Like all my career moves, I talk to Jesus about it first. And I really think He was there with us on the photo shoot.”
“Even Jesus thinks you’re hot.”
The two proceeded to fist bump, make out, and get to second base while the interviewers waited for them to finish.
“My family doesn’t know about the photo shoot yet, but when they do I think they’ll be proud of me for trying to set a good Christian example. I do what I do, and some people don’t like it but millions love me. And that makes me like Jesus.”