NEW HAMPSHIRE – Rick Perry continues his gafffetastic campaign.  He told an audience last night:  I hope the Easter Bunny is good to y’all.”
The audience in Portsmouth wasn’t surprised wasn’t surprised that Rick Perry confused Easter with Christmas.  They’ve gotten used to his campaign blunders.  Just the other day, Rick Perry told CNN that the Supreme Court only has 8 judges.  He retracted his statement yesterday  by reportedly saying,” We all make  mistakes, we all have our ‘oops’ moments.  I know there are ten Supre Court justices, but I don’t think I need to memorize all their names.  I can tell you this. George Bush is one of ’em.”

An aide to Rick Perry’s campaign Rick Perry say that he always confuses Easter with Christmas because “they are so close together.”   Members of the press corps said Perry told them, “look, I made a mistake, but it’s a common error.  Jesus was born on Christmas, we all know that, but then  he rose again three days after and that’s Easter, so they are so close together it’s easy to see how somebody can make the error.   It’s a common thing.”

Here are a few other gaffes Perry reportedly made in New Hampshire:
1)  “There are four branches of government:  Congress, The White House, The Supreme Court and the IRS.”
2)  “Texas is our biggest state, except for Canada.  Canada is the biggest because it’s higher up there.”
3)  “Iran and China are making deals because they’re next door neighbors.  That’s like Texas making deals with Oklahoma.  We don’t have to worry about that threat.”
4)  “Hillary Clinton is a great American and a great Republican.  I might consider her as my Vice Presidential nominee.”
5)  “Everyone should be able to carry guns, especially the children. They need protection.”
6)  “I don’t believe in funding the arts.  NASA has enough money.  They don’t need to our money to pay artists to make dung sculptures.”
7)  “I am Tim Tebow’s real father.  He’s my miracle.”
Perry ended his speech last night by saying, “Happy Christmas!” and then he sang Hava Nagila:


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