SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT

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JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.

Actress Ashley Judd is the face for a new Defenders Action Fund campaign against Governor Palin’s promotion of aerial hunting of wolves. In the ad, Judd states, “Palin even proposed a $150 bounty for the severed foreleg of each killed wolf. And now she is encouraging even more aerial killing. It is time to stop Sarah Palin and stop this senseless savagery.”

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Palin has hit back through a released statement: “Shame on the Defenders of Wildlife for twisting the truth in an effort to raise funds from innocent and hard-pressed Americans struggling with these rough economic times.”

The two have now resorted to trading  petty insults and name-calling through third-party reporters.

Thursday 10:05AM, CNN – Judd: “I won’t respond to her directly. You can tell that cow to get back to paying off her slutty-secretary outfits.”

Thursday 1:37PM, Fox News – Palin: “I don’t want to talk her either! Stick to making bad cop movies, sweetie. Or is she too old now…”

Thursday 6:58PM, CBS  – Judd: “Take it back! So help me god, I will come up there and trash that god damn tanning booth!”

Thursday 9:16PM, Washington Post – Palin: “You have no friends and everyone hates you!”

Friday 8:32AM, New York Times – Judd, tearfully: “You’re ugly and poor!”

After reporting on the argument, The Today Show’s Willard Scott exclaimed, “Oh no she di’nt!” The group of hosts then jumped up on their desks and chanted, “Fight! Fight! Fight!” while Al Roker ran around in circles in excitement.

It has been decided that Oprah Winfrey will be brought in as a peer mediator, with talks to be held in the neutral location of QVC’s studio.

32 thoughts on “SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT”

  1. What in the hey do you people know about life in ALASKA? If anything you would know it is scarry to let your children play in their own yards in fear a bear or wolf pack will drag them off. Sarah has done WONDERS for Alaska! She is a wonderful down to earth person that loves her family and the people of Alaska, very unlike the people in D.C.. She knows what is best for us living here in Alaska because she knows the Alaskan life! Come walk in our boots, then you can voice your opion. These people that use the media cause they can for slandering needs stopped. Sarah don't even waste your time on some Oprah show, you'll be their meat for slaughter!

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  2. Thank God I do not win a massive lottery!
    I would put bounties calling for the hands & feet of arial hunters, Sarah Palin and all family members of both.

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