SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT

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JUNEAU, AK – Sarah Palin and Ashley Judd’s squabbling has descended into middle-school madness after only speaking to each other through the press.

Actress Ashley Judd is the face for a new Defenders Action Fund campaign against Governor Palin’s promotion of aerial hunting of wolves. In the ad, Judd states, “Palin even proposed a $150 bounty for the severed foreleg of each killed wolf. And now she is encouraging even more aerial killing. It is time to stop Sarah Palin and stop this senseless savagery.”

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Palin has hit back through a released statement: “Shame on the Defenders of Wildlife for twisting the truth in an effort to raise funds from innocent and hard-pressed Americans struggling with these rough economic times.”

The two have now resorted to trading  petty insults and name-calling through third-party reporters.

Thursday 10:05AM, CNN – Judd: “I won’t respond to her directly. You can tell that cow to get back to paying off her slutty-secretary outfits.”

Thursday 1:37PM, Fox News – Palin: “I don’t want to talk her either! Stick to making bad cop movies, sweetie. Or is she too old now…”

Thursday 6:58PM, CBS  – Judd: “Take it back! So help me god, I will come up there and trash that god damn tanning booth!”

Thursday 9:16PM, Washington Post – Palin: “You have no friends and everyone hates you!”

Friday 8:32AM, New York Times – Judd, tearfully: “You’re ugly and poor!”

After reporting on the argument, The Today Show’s Willard Scott exclaimed, “Oh no she di’nt!” The group of hosts then jumped up on their desks and chanted, “Fight! Fight! Fight!” while Al Roker ran around in circles in excitement.

It has been decided that Oprah Winfrey will be brought in as a peer mediator, with talks to be held in the neutral location of QVC’s studio.

31 thoughts on “SARAH PALIN AND ASHLEY JUDD FIGHT”

  1. The people of Alaska voted against this cruel practice TWICE, so Palin is pretty much full of crap, again. The Alaskans keep getting IGNORED. So much for THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE!
    …and what is with the wolf paw thing, paging Cruella deVille.
    DEFENDERS of WILDLIFE is not a crazy fringe group, they know what they are talking about.
    Palin INVITED the prank caller who said he was SARKOZY to go out with her and slaughter wolves from a copter, where you can´t get a clean kill. They aren´t saying DO NOT KILL WOLVES, they are saying use another method because it takes the wolves way too long to die, and it´s kind of sick torture.

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  2. Well Ms. Judd. Looks like you might face a lawsuit by the Great people of Alaska for you slanderous trash talk. I wanna watch this happen and see to it that YOU and the rest of you "so called" Celebrity Nazi's are put in your place. We will go to your Govenor and get a law passed where you can't do this to anyone EVER again. You think you have so much power because you can "ACT" Well…You get over paid for absolutely nothing. You are the next industry that will be asking for a bailout….OH YES! You are getting one. So, You work for the government now. So, I think you SHALL be regulated. You work for US tax payers now don't you if that bill passes!! OH..that is way funny! Well, All your contributions that put this tyrant in office paid off!! That's Hysterical. Hey….with all your riches how in Sam Hill have you let your state gone bankrupt?? Shame on all of you "Movie Stars".
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  3. You want to attack Sarah Palin out of pure jealousy and your own corruption. It's time for it to stop. The list is amazingly long on all you Hollywood wanna be Stars that dissed President Bush and put Our Sons and Daughters in harms way with your Propaganda. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF THAT!!!!! You are an influence on the world and they listen to your lies and protests. I say you are responsible for the a huge chunk of some of the failures during Bush's watch. HUM….Millions of us know you did it. Shocking to think people like You have power to destroy lives. But you aren't going to destroy Sarah Palin. You will only make her Stronger. We will stop YOU!!!!!!! As I speak now the internet is jammed with people finding the legal means to shut you all up and keep you making your lame crappy movies and not be brainwashing political maggots.
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  4. Of all the things you could have protested against. NOT ONE of YOU Hollywood stars protested this massive spending joke. You went after Sarah Palin for Animal Control that was LEGAL!! Hey…they are killing Coyotes here in Kansas like they kill mice. They just walk out there doors and shoot them. Because they build them stupid subdivisions further out in the country where our wildlife exists. We have many Coyotes. They are harmless. But, they doen't want them in there neighborhoods so they put a kill order on them. That is brutal and insane. You would give a crap about that because it's not Sarah Palin. So, I will take that to the courts to prove my point you are just out to ruin her. I hope she sues you for EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. But I don't think she is that kind of person. That would make her sink down to your level. So, the right thing to do is pass a supreme court law that SHUTS YOU ALL UP and seperate you from politics and fine and/or imprison you for propaganda. I'm going for the LAW!!!!!

    Have a Great Day! …*Smile*

    Sunshine

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  5. I just wanted to say Shame on you……Your Mother should be proud. Why don't you go feed the hungry homeless people in your state. I know the food lines are long. That would be kind of you. I'm sure there are plenty of new Americans arriving down there along the border that could use your help before they get shot!!! Hey..there is a good cause for you Ashley. Hand them there 500.00 checks as soon as they get here and be sure to tell them to say thank you to Mr Obama and point any one of them to the nearest planned parenthood for any treatment they might need. Because they are coming to a town near YOU!!
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  6. I once respected Ashley, but not any more I will never watch another movies,#Ashley ,is a spoiled brat, also killing wild animals is as old as the founded of this country. The pilgrams hunted wild animals, that is what got them through the tough winters. I will say this to BIG BABY ASHLEY, get a life, if you want to really help something, give time and money to poor children of america. Sarah Palin is a smart and respectable, Ashley is just jealous, somleave Sarah along I hope she is our next president.I LOVE SARAH PALIN. Leave her along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Surely there is a more effective and humane way to cull animal herds and packs, other than from a helicopter with scope and rifle. I do believe Governor Palin knows no shame and has tossed conscience to the wind.
    The well known musician, the late John Denver said it best in his song entilted, "You Say That The Battle Is Over" from his Wild Life Album. John Denver's song should be the cry of every citizen of Alaska….

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  8. i think that sarah palin has no compassion or love for wildlife. if she did she would not be
    sponsoring this senseless slaughter of very vulnerable animals. thank God she did not not become our vice president! our nation would have been also slaughtered. her husband is no better
    either. they deserve each other. no hearts an no souls. and, thank God for Ashley Judd!
    she is bringing this atrocity to the forefront and may just end palins terrible misdeeds.

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  9. The people of Alaska should be ashamed of their governor Palin. This evangelical , maniac Taliban governor wants to hunt not just the wolves, but anybody she can get to kill for trophy. Governor Palin is a dangerous threat for our Country and the rest of the world.

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  10. If the only food supply (Moose) within miles of your remote Alaskan Village has been slaughtered by an explosive population growth of wolves, you'd want their numbers controlled too! You don't have a choice when you don't have grocery stores and 7-11's just down freaking road!

    People like Ms Judd are rich spoiled Hollywood IDIOTS that are totally ignorant and don't know what its like to live where all the money in the world can't buy your family food to put on the table!

    It's a FACT that Alaskan Natives need Moose because you cannot survive, along with salmon from the summer harvest, on caribou as it has NO nutritional value and vitamins!

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  11. I hadn't heard about the coyotes in Kansas. How sad. I'll be sending letters to your state representatives protesting and ask my friends to do the same. Maybe you should start a movement there to stop the killing yourself. And contact local animal rights groups to help you.
    And I hate to break it to you, but Palin is as crooked as the democrates we have in Washinton now. No one in there right mind ignores the people of the state they are supposed to be representing, yet she continues to do so on her barbaric mission. A sad little woman who is so power hungry she will do anything.

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  12. Its funny that some one who's only claim to fame is here is her willingness to take her cloths off in plublic has the nerve to attack GOV PALIN .Ashly judd is just a nother hollywood bed jupper !! and needs to learn to shut up!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. Palin needs to become involved in caring for her family more!!! She needs to get out of politics and join an organizing committee in her town!!

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  14. I think Sarah Palin should stop lowering herself to comment on the slander. She should not reply @ all. That makes her a better person. She should pick her battles. The media has been very cruel to her.

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  15. Carol – you're an idiot and ass. Our nation's founders killed to eat or protect. That isn't what is going on with this aerial culling and you know it. Ignorant Republicans like you continue to flout what you think you know of our nation's founders, but only go to continually prove how ignorant you are.

    Long live the wolf, who was hear first anyway, and let's all hope that aerial culling can commence on Republicans in the near future.

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  16. I think Ashley Judd should be ashamed of her Overweight Sister! Think how many cow's have been killed just so she can stuff her fat ass!!!
    Go complain in your own state Ash!!! Let the people of Alaska decide what they need to do!

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  17. There’s a good chance that you support abortion… the right to murder defenseless children just as Ashley Judd does… . I call this immoral and twisted ethics.

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  18. You people can not be serious about justifying palin. Even if hunting animals has been since the beginning, don't you think extinction can be an issue? Then again, are these animals endangering human life? Besides…we should be siding with Ashley Judd because she is soooooooo HOT!

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  19. It looks like Ashley Judd does not realize how important thinning the animals herd is. It is done in many areas of the country. It has to be done to keep them from starving. Sarah is not going to do anything that isn't the right thing. I know she is not going to allow Ashley or anyone else to dictate to her. It's a shame people keep picking on Sarah, but nothing has knocked her down that she hasn't been able to rise again. Ashley you tend to your own movie making and leave Sarah alone. She is perfectly capable of taking care of her business. Ashley there are plenty of hungry children you could support and even adopt. That would be spreading the wealth. You could even volunteer at a skid row kitchen, serving the poor people. Or you can continue making a fool of yourself by trying to fight Sarah, but you are not going to win.

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  20. judd is just mad becouse palin is hotter than her. and ashley isn't even as hot as her mother. and talk about cows, look at ashley's sister, MOOOOOOOO. get used to saying president palin ,ashley. it's comming

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  21. sunshine9461: you are a whacked-out absolute mental case, with the IQ of a BRICK and the gumption of a DEAD BAT> Judd is right and Palin is wrong.

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  22. What in the hey do you people know about life in ALASKA? If anything you would know it is scarry to let your children play in their own yards in fear a bear or wolf pack will drag them off. Sarah has done WONDERS for Alaska! She is a wonderful down to earth person that loves her family and the people of Alaska, very unlike the people in D.C.. She knows what is best for us living here in Alaska because she knows the Alaskan life! Come walk in our boots, then you can voice your opion. These people that use the media cause they can for slandering needs stopped. Sarah don't even waste your time on some Oprah show, you'll be their meat for slaughter!

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  23. Thank God I do not win a massive lottery!
    I would put bounties calling for the hands & feet of arial hunters, Sarah Palin and all family members of both.

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