OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
President Obama has asked for the resignation of Joe Biden as Vice President of the United States.  Vice President Biden has not made an announcement yet, but is expected to by August 1st.
The re-election team of President Obama convinced the President that he needed to “beef up” the ticket for 2012, and this was the time to do it.
“Joe’s a great guy.  Everybody loves Joe in the White House,” said Jay Carney, White House Press Secretary.  “But Joe adds nothing to the 2012 ticket.   Andrew is a strong candidate and politician.  He will really give the ticket a boost in 2012.”
“The president called up Cuomo and said, ‘Andrew, you have to do this for the good of the country.”  Cuomo immediately said yes.
“Andrew is fabulous.  In New York he recently added a property-tax cap, passed ethics reform and, gay marriage,” said Carney.  “He’s a winner.”

Biden was reported to be “extremely confused” according to White House insiders.  “Does that mean I won’t get to fly on Air Force 2 any more?”

Michelle Obama has volunteered to sit down with Joe and make him understand that he has to go.  “Michelle is very good with Joe.  She speaks slowly and clearly.  He gets her and she gets him,” Michelle Obama’s Chief of Staff told WWN.

Cuomo told WWN that he is excited to be joining the Presidential ticked in 2012.  “It’s about time we have an Italian-American in the White House.”
Asked by WWN whether he had the same Mafia ties that his father has, Cuomo responded to Garrett Hawley, “Hey, I know where your family lives!”
Cuomo will not resign as Governor until he officially becomes Vice President in January of 2013.
Obama-Cuomo.   The ‘Ma’ and the ‘Mo’ in 2012!

17 thoughts on “OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO”

    • I think all of us need to take a dump on both of them, they are both complete losers for the jobs they hold!!!

  1. Haha Obama thinks it's Biden who the people hate! It's a good start Obummer, maybe take yourself off the ticket maybe the dems would have a shot in 2012

  2. Come on now," birds of the same feather flock together,"That will be GOOD we can vote them both out at the same time.That will be the rock that will sink the the Liberal Democrats.Cuomo no mo,Good Buy Obamo

  3. The republicans raised the debt ceiling 5 times under the Bush Administration. They gave corporations and the rich huge tax breaks while not replacing them with revenue. The rich and the corporations put very little back and nothing trickled down. What does the Republican party offer the middle and lower classes? You people in the middle class and lower class that vote Republican are nothing more than CHUMPS for the rich and corporations. They will come up with another scare tactic or social issue to fire up the ignorant who will vote and keep the Republicans in office.

  4. I think Obama is doing a fine job, at least now the stock market isn't about to crash everyday and home foreclosures aren't nearly as bad as it was when we had a Republican in the White House

  5. I have a weird feeling that voting out or in a new election in 2012 just might not be a option. OWG just might be the reality as I can't believe the lies that come out of Obama's mouth any more. One broken promise after another or he's pouting and out on the golf course. I truly can't wait to see this president out of office!

  6. The re-election team of President Obama convinced the President that he needed to “beef up” the ticket for 2012, and this was the time to do it.

  7. IF OBAMA CUTS BIDEN TO RUN CUOMO HE'S LOST OUR FAMILIES VOTE IN THE SHORT TIME HE'S(Cuomo) been Governor HE HAS CUT THOUSANDS OF JOBS PASSED A PHONEY 2% PROPERTY TAX CAP WHICH IS EASY TO GET AROUND SIMPLE VOTE BY COUNTY LEGISLATORS AND IT'S HOW HIGH CAN YOU GO MINE WAS OVER 10% THIS YEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 2% he now pats himself on the back for!!! IT'S A JOKE THIS GUY SHOULD BE HIS LAST PICK

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