BIGFOOT BURIAL GROUND

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PORTLAND, OR – An archaeologist is finally returning to the secret Bigfoot burial ground she discovered 16 years ago!
The discovery of a gigantic burial mound in the Oregon wilderness in 1993 stunned scientists who said that the plot was littered with the bones of hundreds of Bigfoots – the most elusive creatures known to man.
“I simply cannot overstate the significance of this discovery,” Dr. Jan Margate told reporters at the time.
“The skulls and bones we have recovered from the mound belonged to creatures that stood up to 9 feet tall and weighed as much as 600 pounds.
“And our analysis of the remains confirms that they are neither ape nor human, but something in between. We still have more questions than answers.”
Even though she has announced a new expedition out to the site, Dr. Margate still refuses to pinpoint the location of the burial mound to avoid “a media circus.” In ’93, she did say that her team found the first of the Bigfoot skeletons east of Seneca in the Malheur National Forest.
They began digging after finding an oddly large skull fragment, only to discover countless skeletons, each measuring between 8 and 9 feet tall.
DNA tests were run to confirm that the bones were not only not strictly human, but had be laid there over the past few centuries. This confirmed Margate’s theory that the area was a sacred burial ground for the Bigfoots.
Dr. Margate is now heading back into the wilderness to retrieve more skeletons, as well as any relics such as tools or bits of clothing.
“The fact that these creatures bury their dead indicates intelligence. If we can prove that they created or altered objects for use, we will have a very strong case for active preservation of the species.”
Weekly World News will report on Margate’s findings when she returns.

14 thoughts on “BIGFOOT BURIAL GROUND”

  1. Yeah, I know the spot..I was working with the CIA Bigfoot Combat Training program about 25 Years ago. They became too dangerous and control measures ceased to be viable, so we took them out to that site and shot them all.

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    • I had a live big foot in my house, but he peed on my carpet so I made him leave, then I killed him and his family. Those are their bones in the above picture. Sorry I eradicated the last of the species.

    • They wouldn't hold still for a good photo….and then one of them broke the last camera….so they where all shot and killed out of frustration!

  2. Wow, I would like to think this story is true. My only question is why did it take so long to go back and why scientist who examined the remains are still not convinced the bigfoot existed. This is what raises red flags about this story. I can only hope this person finds more evidence that convinces scientist that this animal did exist and possibly still does. The truth is I do not put much weight to this story. I think it is wishful thinking.

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  3. Digging up hundreds of ordinary human skeletons would leave a pretty big hole in the ground – hundreds of 9 foot skeletons an even bigger one .How come in the intervening 16 years noone else has found/fallen into it?If it's that big it should be visible on Google Earth !
    You would think the local native Americans would have noticed dozens of Biggies toiling away with pick and shovel !
    If you had just discovered the first ever Sasquatch skeleton, wouldn't you think to BRING ONE BACK ? A bit of evidence possibly, just to satisfy us pedants?

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