LOS ANGELES, CA – A highly controversial book explaining how to put curses on your enemies is soon to be reprinted. The original book was published in 2013 It tells you how to harness your dark powers in four easy steps!
“All you have to do,” says famed sorcerer and occult author Damien Mulkrin, “is forget about the Golden Rule. You have to resign yourself to the fact that vengeance is the only thing that will make you happy.”
At that point, you can follow Mulkrin’s simple 4-point plan. It will help you to unleash evil powers that will give you the upper hand in your battle with any perceived enemy. No matter how strong he (or she) might be, Mulkrin declares.
“Sorcerers, witches, and warlocks aren’t the only people who can cast spells and put curses on people. With a little training, anyone can do it – even you,” said Mulkrin. His frightening updated book, When Bad Things Happen to Bad People, is slated for a spring release.
THE STEPS
“In fact, my 4-point plan is simple enough for a child to follow. “I guarantee you won’t find an easier or more effective way to deal with people who give you a hard time.”
Here is Mulkrin’s 4-point plan. WARNING: Dabbling in the occult can be dangerous or even deadly. Proceed at your own risk. Weekly World News does not take responsibility for any results.
1. THE INTENTION WHISPER. Rise from your bed at midnight. Sit cross-legged on the floor in a dark, empty room. Whisper the words: “Evil, live, live, evil” over and over for one minute. In your mind’s eye, picture the person you want to curse.
2. THE VISUALIZATION. As the image of the person appears to you, visualize great harm coming to him or her. For example, you might watch with delight as a car runs over him or he falls down a flight of stairs.
The Threefold Law means that you not only reap what you sow, but that for what you do, comes back to you threefold. This equates to the notion of “do no harm”. For this finding this article by accident, this is a satire news site. Do not attempt this at home.
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Being a witch myself, not every practitioner follows the “Threefold Law” and in my opinion, if the person that you want to curse did something that is highly deserving of a curse (i.e. like if someone threatens you or your loved ones) then it’s justifiable because you have every right to protect yourself and the people you love. Now if you’re just putting curses on people who have never done anything to you and had nothing but good intentions for you, or you’re just angry at that person (which if you’re the latter then you may want to reconsider cursing them) then expect something to come back on you. And for those who do follow the Threefold Law and are afraid of “karmic blowback”, then I would suggest a binding spell instead of a curse, that way there’s no karmic blowback.