ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!

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I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!

Our embassies throw Independence Day parties around the world, so this year, the Communist-in-Chief is inviting local bigwigs to come, too.
That means guys who work for President Achmed Dirtybad of Iran will get to set foot on our property!

That’s pretty funny, because Achmed Dirtybad first became famous when he and his friends took over our embassy in Iran back in the 1970s!

I knew Obama wanted to relive the Carter Presidency, but this is ridiculous. It’s bad enough he wants us to save electricity and drive ugly little cars and put up with crazy inflation like Jimmy did – but now the Teleprompter Kid wants to relive the 1970s in this whole new way! Next thing you know, Obama will be yelling “Kiss my grits” and wearing platform shoes!

I can see it now: a bunch of Iranian kooks asking for pig-free hotdogs at the cookout, or trying to barbeque a goat. I bet they bring their own fireworks, too – nuclear ones! And maybe they’ll burn an effigy of Uncle Sam, like they do every weekend anyway.

How can Iranian big shots celebrate something called “Independence Day” when they’re the same guys who lock up ladies who don’t wear bags on their heads? (Although I like their idea of not letting women drive – I guess they’ve met my mother-in-law.)

All in all, poor old Ed doesn’t feel much like celebrating this Fourth of July. Mark my words: they’ll ban fireworks and barbecues next because they cause pollution. Don’t laugh – that’s the first thing Hitler did when he took over. You can look it up!

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7 thoughts on “ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!”

  1. Good post Ed! It just goes to show how out of touch with reality your new communist in chief is. Here in Canuckistan, due to our political system, we have a conservative gov't that's hamstrung by being outnumbered is all the other parties gang up on it, so nothing of any consequence is getting done- except the libleft is making sure their policies get pushed thru.
    Sad to see the USSA is being mocked now even in Pravda for its rapid descent into marxist / socialist BS. they're dancing with glee in Moscow these days.

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  2. this writer is so illiterate and discusting, he sounds so jealous and anti-muslim that any one who will read this article will try to slap him

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    • your the discusting one! how can you not see the ridiculousness in this??? Inviting the ones who hate America to the celebration of our independence??!! Its crazy! One small step back for man kind and one giant leap to communism! Woo Hooo I cant wait to have everything I do controled by govt, They can solve all of our problems…. Like stoping global warming… Not to mention the same guy (Al Gore) 30 years ago said we would all die from global freezing if we didnt change our ways… Make up your mind please!

  3. taking stupidity to new heights. there must be something americans can do other than sit in their thumbs.

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  4. Just as well not many people read this rubbish! Otherwise, Obama would need 100 years to clean up the image of America throughout the world !

    By the way, do you still have schools where you are?

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