NEW YORK, NY – Hollywood actor Woody Harrelson attacked a photographer late Thursday night at LaGuardia Airport. But he had the perfect excuse: the paparazzi was a zombie!
Harrelson arrived at LaGuardia Airport Thursday night with his 12-year-old daughter. A photographer from TMZ, The Miserable Zombies paparazzi website, followed the pair closely through the airport until the actor snapped and shoved him.
Harrelson’s reasoning for the assault? “I wrapped a movie called ‘Zombieland,’ in which I was constantly under assault by zombies, then flew to New York, still very much in character,” Harrelson said. “With my daughter at the airport, I was startled by an undead photographer, and reacted defensively, using the zombie defense skills I learned from the film.”
Police took a report from the photographer, who claimed a broken camera and a missing right hand detached during the scuffle. The rotting extremity was later found underneath a train of luggage carts.
6 thoughts on “WOODY HARRELSON ATTACKS ZOMBIE”
Hell Yeah, Woody!
woody you need to go to jail….. "white men cant jump" well white men cant fight either… woddy you suck…. go back to zombieland you has been POS !!!!!! you even sucked as a bartender……….why dont you try being a sailor…. yes go sailing around africa…… get the point tuff guy….. you need your ass kicked … maybe a parate not a zombie could do that little man…….
hey dave. how bout i just whip out my camera while your seeing your family and follow you around for a while. im sure you wont get mad at me. right?
Dave and Parker please refrain from this whiny bickering
Cool thx for defending us from the undead Woody (or are those Vampires?) an way keep up the good work.
You can watch Zombieland for free