THE JERSEY DEVIL SPEARHEADS PANDEMIC DELIVERY PLAN!
“IF YOU CAN’T DEPEND ON YOUR GOVERNMENT, YOU CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON MYTHIC CREATURES!” When …
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BIGFOOT IS MISSING
MONTANA – Bigfoot has gone missing! He surprised everyone when left the campaign trail – …
NEW SAL SONG: “IT’LL BE ME”
SAL GIVES VOICE TO BOYCE—GAL PAL QUESTIONS CHOICE! Sal Donato, our resident newsreader-in-song, has begun to …
MISSOURI COMPANY MANUFACTURING ROSE-COLORED GLASSES
BETTER TIMES AHEAD! Since March, the United States has been dealing with the coronavirus pandemic, …
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ATLANTIS RESURFACES! RECONSIDERS! RESUBMERGES!
“WHAT IN HADES WAS I THINKING?” SAYS KING. The legendary lost continent of Atlantis, long-thought …
THE JEWISH GRANDMOTHER COVID-19 PREVENTION METHOD
“Put on a sweater!” Since the initial outbreak of the pandemic, scientists and others have …
COUNTRY CROONER CHANGES NAME!
SAYS LES MISERABLES: “THEY KEPT ON ASKING FOR ‘FRENCHY’ SONGS!” As a child growing up …
UNDERWATER GIANT EMERGES FROM THE ATLANTIC
Here on earth, we have grown accustomed to strange visitors, whether from beyond (aliens of …
PYGMY PYGMIES FOUND IN AFRICA!
We’re talking short,” says explorer. “They gnawed on our ankles.” Professor Giles D’Farrtt, an anthropologist, …
THE GREAT LAKE MONSTER REAPPEARS!
Dark rumors about a creature capable of existing in the dead waters of The Great …