5 TIPS FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL
WHY WAIT TO GET WHAT YOU WANT? GET IT NOW BY SELLING YOUR SOUL! You want power, wealth, a perfect body, great sex with a perfect mate and food that … READ MORE
SANTA HIRES OUTSIDE PROTECTION THIS YEAR!
WILL WEREWOLVES ON WHEELS SAVE CHRISTMAS? It was just about a week ago that this WWN stalwart received a strange phone call. “Brick? This is Santa Claus. I need your … READ MORE
ALIEN ENCOUNTER FASHION TIPS
BEAM UP IN STYLE, AND PASS THE INTERSTELLAR VIBE CHECK Through 40 years of documenting alien encounters, Weekly World News has noticed a striking pattern: your choice of clothing influences … READ MORE
VIKINGS EXPRESS DISMAY AT NOT BEING INVITED TO THANKSGIVING
Anthropologists recently confirmed that Vikings reached the shores of North America one thousand years ago. They also confirmed that these Nordic explorers felt dissed. Apparently, they weren’t invited to the … READ MORE
SCIENTISTS CREATED A TIME MACHINE THAT ELIMINATES MONDAYS.
A group of scientists led by Dr. Wilbur Smith of CalPoly made a colossal temporal discovery. They’ve created a working time machine! However, this time machines don’t take you in … READ MORE
CURSED TEXTS LEFT UNTRANSLATED!
Professors Warn: Cuts in Funding and Tenure Cause Havoc! Ancient Evils REMAIN A SECRET! Recent labor strife at colleges and universities has unmasked long-term issues in academia,. From low wages, … READ MORE
FIRST CERTIFIED HAUNTED HOTEL OPENS IN AMERICA!
NEW OWNER AND GHOSTS BECOME BUSINESS PARTNERS! Staring up at The Helstrom Hotel in Berry Hills, New Jersey, one can’t help being transported to another time, another place. The Hotel … READ MORE
13 MOST DANGEROUS DEMONS
Demonic possession is no laughing matter – but if you find yourself pitted against one of the 13 most dangerous demons in Hell, watch out!
PLANET NIBURU TO COLLIDE WITH EARTH!
A prominent astrophysicist has confirmed that NIBIRU COULD COLLIDE WITH EARTH AS EARLY AS NOVEMBER 21st, 2023. Dr. Frank Mallikovski, formerly with NASA, told Weekly World News that Planet Nibiru … READ MORE
Florida Man Excited to Learn That Wife Did Not Ghost Him – She Was Just in Rehab!
MIAMI, FLORIDA – A Florida man’s tumultuous journey into confusion took a dramatic turn. He discovered that his missing wife did not dump him but was actually in drug rehab. … READ MORE