BRUTE TAMED BY PIXIES!
“I WANTED TO CHANGE MY LIFE BUT…PIXIES? SERIOUSLY?” HE SAYS By all accounts, until recently, …
CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE AND PUPPETS?
THE OTHER PANDEMIC Do you think Kermit is a real frog? Do you think Lamb Chop is …
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WOMAN MARRIES HER TEDDY BEAR!
“UNLIKE MOST MEN, HE LISTENS WHEN I TALK.” After being kicked in the head by …
BARNEY GETS JACKED!
DATING CARDI B? Barney, once popular chubby children’s show icon, fell out of favor and …
VAMPIRES LEAVING LOS ANGELES
“THIS TOWN SUCKS,” SAYS LEAD VAMP. “NO PUN INTENDED.” For decades, the Los Angeles chapter …
DOLPHIN SIGHTED WEARING OLD CAMPAIGN GEAR
He Likes Ike! A trio of friends out fishing on the Atlantic Ocean recently spotted …
NY TIMES REPORTER EATEN ALIVE BY 80-FT. DINOSAUR!
“He was on assignment in Yunnan Province, China.” American scientists captured an 80-foot dinosaur in …
AMERICAN BEARS VOW NOT TO ATTACK CAMPERS WEARING MASKS!
“WE HAVE TO PRESERVE OUR FOOD SOURCE!” DECLARES GRIZZLY “It really is an environmental first,” …
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ALONE TOGETHER – SAL KNOWS WHAT’S GOING DOWN
Sal Donato, WWN’s resident troubadour, is empathic. “People always said that but I didn’t know …
AIRLINES TO OFFER OUTDOOR SEATING?!
I’LL HAVE A WING, PLEASE! As the country struggles to get back to work amid the coronavirus …