MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN
LIVE LITTLE MERMAID POPS OUT! A Danish fish factory worker was stunned when he opened …
SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here …
YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE!
Tick… Tock… Taken! One Minute Vanished! Pilar Campos-Rivers, a senior researcher at the Northwest Institute, started …
EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!
Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN …
BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING
They’ve had enough with boomers and the way they have ruined everything for the generations …
FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE – LIVE IN VEGAS
LAS VEGAS, NV – The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are at it again. They …
QUEEN FIRES ENTIRE ROYAL FAMILY!
Her Majesty has had it with her royal brood. They’ll have to fend for themselves …
TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP!
President caught in Thanksgiving quid pro quo This afternoon, Pilgrim, a 38-pound turkey from northern …