EASTER BUNNY UNION CANCELS EASTER DELIVERIES!
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PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS!
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE …
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SAL DONATO – “THESE DAYS”
Sal Donato, our musical correspondent, has been quarantined like everyone else. He has had good days …
HEARING IMPAIRED MAN WASHES HAMS!
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DO NOT FEAR FEAR ITSELF
New vaccine TARGETS TERROR! Coronavirus is disrupting American lives. No doubt about that. But as …
LADY LIBERTY GETS LAID OFF!
In 1886 The Statue of Liberty was commissioned in New York City. The dazzling dame …
CONFUSED SERIAL KILLER ACCIDENTALLY BURIES SELF ALIVE
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HOUSE INFESTED BY GARDEN GNOMES!
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QUARANTINE. JUST WHAT YOUR NOVEL NEEDED!
THE CORONAVIRUS CRISIS COULD JUMPSTART THAT NOVEL OF YOURS! The coronavirus crisis has forced millions …