KANGOROUS AWAKENS!
The Mystifying Menace is back! SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – A horrible and mystifying new menace has …
TESLA OMNI PROTOTYPE TESTING
“It’s going to revolutionize city planning and design! We will have to abandon our existing …
SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION CASES IN U.S. ON THE RISE
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LESTER CAINE: MIND CLEANSE!
Our intrepid reporter, Lester Caine, is proud to introduce his new corporate sponsor: Mind Cleanse …
INVISIBLE BIBLE FOUND AT BOTTOM OF SEA!
GUIDE TO LIFE! Scientists descending to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean in a new …
U.S. TO FIGHT “MURDER HORNETS” WITH HOMEGROWN “KILLER BEES.”
“NOBODY MESSES WITH OUR BEES,” SAYS BEEKEEPER. Because America isn’t suffering enough, it’s now apparent …
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WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”?
The Race Is On In Tinseltown Hollywood has always done its best to deal with …
TAYLOR SWIFT ULTRASOUND?
BAT BOY DENIES AUTHENTICITY! From sources deep inside the Swift camp comes the first leaked …
POSITIVE VIBES – SAL GOES SUNNY!
For a month, at least, Weekly World News has been featuring new songs by our …
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE!
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is …