DID ABE LINCOLN FAKE HIS DEATH?
RECENT SIGHTINGS LEADS HISTORIAN TO SAY “PROBABLY.” April 15th, 2021 marked the 156th anniversary of President Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. Or did it? One scholar, who has viewed photographic evidence showing
HOLLYWOOD TO STREAM MOVIES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BRAIN!
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WWN SPORTS: Teenage Pitcher Throws 151 MPH!
16-year-old Sidd Finch Jr., the son of the former NY Mets prospect, is the real thing. He’s been spotted working out with rehabbing Mets star pitcher Noah Syndergaard in Port
AN ENTIRE CITY IN TREVOR NOAH’S HAIR!
Welcome to Trevor Heights An entire city of 11,000 is flourishing in the most unlikely of places: inside Trevor Noah’s hair. The city, Trevor Heights, was founded in 2017 by
MAN VOTED THE GRUMPIEST PERSON IN AMERICA
FOR THE 25TH YEAR IN A ROW! When WWN learned that the American Misanthropic Institute had picked their 2021 “Grumpiest Man in America” winner and that he was a multiple
IS YOUR SPOUSE AN ALIEN?
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CHAOS IN CALIFORNIA GUN CLUB!
MEMBERS PANIC AS AN UNARMED COUPLE IS SPOTTED! Police in Glenfarthy, California descended in force on the “Stand Your Ground Gun Club” shooting range after panicked members began calling 911
ALIEN ORTHODONTIST RETURNS HOME SAFELY!
PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBOR IS A ZOMBIE
DO YOU WONDER WHY SOME PEOPLE LOOK & ACT like the living dead? WELL THEY ARE! Your next-door neighbor or co-worker may be a shambling, mindless zombie trapped in a
CICADAS WILL OVERRUN D.C.!
LOBBYISTS CRY FOUL! In a once in a 17-year event, Cicadas will emerge from their underground nests across the nation. Thisincludes the District of Columbia. Lobbyists are panicking. “This could