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YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE!

Tick… Tock… Taken! One Minute Vanished! Pilar Campos-Rivers, a senior researcher at the Northwest Institute, started …

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BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!

ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …

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