SUSHI WAS SERVED AT THE LAST SUPPER!
…and the sushi chefs came over from Japan! Startling new research reveals that Jesus and …
FAMED VENTRILOQUIST AND DUMMY TO SPLIT?
DIVORCE COURT IS STYMIED! World-renowned ventriloquist Dayton Feathers and his wisecracking dummy, Missie, seem to …
A VAUDEVILLE TEAM WAS ONCE PRESIDENT
History can be a funny business!!! As America moves toward the 2020 election, the country …
MILEY CYRUS DATING BIGFOOT!
THE CELEBRITY COUPLE WAS SEEN IN MALIBU ON VALENTINE’S DAY! HOLLYWOOD, CA – Publicists for …
MANIGATOR IN LOVE?!?
Is the cold-blooded legend ready to warm up? After years slinking out of the swamps …
PRIVATE BIG GAME HUNT IN TEXAS CALLED OFF
Donald Trump, Jr. upset! “Little Bitey Things Were Everywhere!” The much-heralded “Africa In Texas” private …
STRONG FINISH FOR BAT BOY!
Time-Travel Mishap Can’t Derail Campaign! Bat Boy, whose 2020 candidacy picked up momentum last week …
DOLPHIN WITH HUMAN ARMS CAPTURED!
TOKYO – Fishermen on their annual dolphin hunt captured a dolphin that had human arms! …
MIKE PENCE IS A CYBORG
Vice President Mike Pence is a cyborg and we’ve got the photograph that proves it. …
DE-THAWED NEANDERTHAL LIVING IN QUEENS!
Dubbed “Vinnie, the Barbarian” by locals, “he’s actually great at ‘knock-knock’ jokes” says his guardian. …