GODZILLA BATTLES MOTHRA… FROM SIX FEET AWAY!
MONSTERS GOTTA MONSTER! Godzilla and Mothra have tangled again and again over the years. In …
MAN USES MUMMY WRAPPINGS WHEN HE RUNS OUT OF TP
“IMAGINE OUR EMBARRASSMENT WHEN THE MUMMY WOKE UP!” SAYS THE MAN. Last March, when orders …
FIRST ROCK BAND DISCOVERED!
Real rocks were involved—they were cavemen! Who invented rock and roll? Was it Chuck Berry? …
MONK LEVITATES… AND GETS STUCK!
HOLY HANG-UP A Tibetan monk thought he had achieved the spiritual goal of nirvana when …
BEACHED WHALE FOUND IN NEW JERSEY BASEMENT
“WE BLAME CLIMATE CHANGE,” SAYS POLICE A 125,000 pound beached whale was discovered, today, in …
FEDS APPOINT SALAD CZAR!
Americans Finally Get The Guidance They Need On Salad Choices WASHINGTON D.C.- For the last …
THE KEYS TO REOPENING – SAL DONATO
Sal and His Piano (With a Little Help From a Friend) Are Beginning to See the Light. …
WORLD’S STRONGEST GRANDMA!
Rock-hard 88-year-old can kick butt! Great-grandmother Becky Thompson is in super shape – because she …
SKIPPING STRAIGHT TO 8G
Get Ready For Speed! The big winner at this year’s Device and Technology Expo (DTE), …
HERE COMES KING KOW!
SAYS STUNNED DAIRY FARMER: “I THINK IT WAS SOMETHING IN THE WATER.” When rumors starting …