MRS. CLAUS ARRESTED IN THE NORTH POLE
NORTH POLE, AK – Just when it seems that things couldn’t get worse for Christmas, …
ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS!
MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip …
SLEEPY DOG – 2020 PREDICTIONS
Sleepy Dog is one of the leading canine psychics in the world and Weekly World …
MERMAID FOUND IN SARDINE CAN
LIVE LITTLE MERMAID POPS OUT! A Danish fish factory worker was stunned when he opened …
SANTA CLAUS CHECKS INTO REHAB!
Is it Curtains for Christmas? RANCHO MIRAGE, CA – There was a media circus here …
YESTERDAY THE WORLD LOST A MINUTE!
Tick… Tock… Taken! One Minute Vanished! Pilar Campos-Rivers, a senior researcher at the Northwest Institute, started …
EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!
Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN …
BAT BOY PICKS BIGFOOT FOR RUNNING MATE!
ANCHORAGE, AL – Bat Boy has decided on his 2020 running mate. After careful consideration, …
OK BOOMER! MILLENNIALS CANCEL THANKSGIVING
They’ve had enough with boomers and the way they have ruined everything for the generations …