LONDON –  Scientists have created a  Superchicken that doesn’t spread bird flu, is faster than a speeding bullet and can bend steel with its beak.
The Superchicken is here!   Scientists finished creating the genetically-modified bird last week.  It was originally intended to prevent the outbreaks of avian influenza which lead to millions of birds being culled, but —
…scientists were shocked to discover that Superchicken had super-bird powers.
“Superchicken can fly faster than most supersonic jets, he can lift fifty thousand times his weight,he can speak one hundred and seventy-five languages and when he drops an egg, it’s lethal,” said chief genetic engineer, Dr. Thomas Hillstrom.
The British team behind the GM chicken said that they followed rigorous safety checks when creating Superchicken.  “We never expected Superchicken to be anything but a bird to help fight avian flu,”  said Dr. Lakenstein, who with his assistant, Gregor, spent over three months making Superchicken in his basement.

Superchicken has already rescued four women who were about to be raped in Hyde Park in London, over the last week.  “This ugly bloke grabbed me around the throat and was dragging me into the bushes, when Superchicken swooped down and pecked a hole in his head.  He picked up the attacker by the collar and carried him off to Scotland Yard,” said Fiona Cox of Hampshire.

Criminals all over Great Britain – and around the world – are running scared.  “That’s one nasty chicken,” said  J-Zo Paco of Amersterdam.  “I was just minding by business in my meth lab and all-of-a-sudden, this crazy chicken busts through the door and grabbed me by the throat.  I unloaded my 9mm into him, but it had not affect.  That damn chicken is bullet-proof.”
Police in England are trying to come up with a way for citizens to call for Superchicken when they are in distress.  Many have suggested that the citizens carry a little chicken pendant around their necks and if they get in trouble just push the button and… Superchicken will appear.
Scientists are working on creating a second Superchicken, but Dr. Lakenstein doesn’t think he can duplicate his work again.  “I don’t know how I did it.  I will be impossible to recreate.”
But he will keep on trying.  In the meantime, when  you are in trouble… call Superchicken!

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21 thoughts on “SUPERCHICKEN!”

  1. I found a dead fox in my chicken pen this morning and no dead chickens. The fox looked as though it had been pecked to death and pulled apart into 4 pieces. Was it the work of Superchicken, saving his own kind?

  2. Is it a plane? Is it a metorite? is it a bird? uuuh yes, it's a bird: SPERCHICKEN
    but seriously, don't create a second chicken it will definitly be evil

  3. So big important question here…. If we eat the superchicken do we get to inherit its powers and become super ourselves???

  4. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To punch a hole through the engine block of a Tyson Foods truck…
    I predict the Chick Fil-A cows have got a beat-down comin'…

  5. Help me, help me! Superchicken just robbed my shop. It said: "Your life or the money" and grabbed me by the throat. Then it took all the money and flew away. It must be the 2nd Superchicken they created!

  6. the top picture is a turkey and it says when "HE" drops an egg it's lethal. I don't know about you but the last time I saw a male chicken lay an egg was never.

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