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BRITNEY SPEARS HAS RARE FARTING DISEASE

LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears announced she was diagnosed with a rare and deadly flatulence disease.
A former cop who worked for Spears claims the singer made his life a living hell — because of her excessive flatulence.
Fernando Flores, who worked as a bodyguard for the pop princess last year, has sued Spears’ conservators for $10 million alleging abuse of Spears non-stop farting.
Flores also alleged that he faced a series of unwanted advances from the 29-year-old Britney, who “paraded naked in front of him and often beckoned him into her bedroom for sex,” according to RadarOnline.com.
Flores never considered having sex with Spears, for a number of reasons, but primarily because “she fart all the time.  She one big farting machine.

In the lawsuit, the former bodyguard claims Spears was a rude boss, who also  picked her nose “unapologetically” and failed to shower for days.
“Spears was generally personally unkempt,” according to the suit.
“Based on his former experience as a police officer, Flores said Spears’ farting could be described as a lethal weapon,” said Flores’ attorney, Raimondo Guarez.  “My client has seen cops overcome with the smell from flatulence and he felt that he was assaulted every day by Spears and her farts.”
Doctors confirm that the fumes from Spears’ farts could be deadly to some.  “Yes, they can cause some people to choke and some may even stop breathing.”
Lawyers for Spears have filed a motion saying the allegations are exaggerated.  But, more importantly, they say that Spears has a rare condition – Flatulencia Explotatta – that affects less than 1% if the population.  “She can’t help it. She’s been do the best doctors in the world.  It’s a disease.”

Spears has topped the charts with a variety of popular songs in her career, including the hit “Baby One More Time” in 1998 and “Toxic” in 2004.
Toxic might be the best word to describe Spears.

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21 thoughts on “BRITNEY SPEARS HAS RARE FARTING DISEASE”

  1. this is just some sue happy a**hole looking for some money. britney is one of the biggest pop stars in the world and has the BEST attornies so im sure this clown is gonna walk away empty handed.

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  2. Not bathing on a daily basis is usually a sign of major depression. I guess if I were forced to fart my way thru live and could not conceal it, I'd be depressed too. But you'd think the nasty girl would do what she could to contain it. Lysol butt plugs or filters in her panties or something to mitigate the stench!! Surely there are some steps she could take to mitigate it for the benefit of those forced to work around her. To flaunt it and make fun of the people around her suffering from her malady is just plain trashy. But then what is Spears if not pure white trash? Farting or not!

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  3. this is not a laughing matter, Britney is a beautiful woman struck down in her prime with this disease. You think Whitney was a tragedy, how would you like to go through life unloved because you have an expolsive @$$. I suspect that Hillary Clinton has the same problem because of the look on her face alll the time looks like she just cut a dandy.

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  4. This is a national tragedy, a beautiful woman like that hampered by a belly full of gas. How would you like to go through life unable to eat chili? Those of you who think it is a laughing matter, shame on you. I have heard that she didn't shave her head, it was actually burnt off by lighting one of her powerful @$$ explosions. K Fed once stated that it was a Britney lead dutch oven that drove him to divorce. Britney we love you gas or no gas.

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  5. I LOVE IT SHE CAN FART ON ME 24/7..SHE IS SO SEXY THAT WITH HER BAD BREATH I WOULD BE IN HOG HEAVEN,,,U GO GIRL…CAUSE IF WE EVER HOOK UP IT WILL BE THE ULTIMATE…HEY HENDREE…

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