NEW YORK, NY – Bat Boy rang in the New Year the only way he knows how: with good-natured mischief.
Year: 2012
FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (UPDATE)
PALO ALTO – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on July 15th of 2012. WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.
RGIII MEETS WITH OBAMA ON FISCAL CLIFF
Robert Griffin III, quarterback for the Washington Redskins, was inviting to a meeting at Congress to help solve the fiscal crisis.
OBAMA WILL SEEK THIRD TERM
President Obama is beginning the process to amend the Constitution to allow him to run for a third term.
PSY TO PERFORM AT SUPER BOWL
Psy, the Korean pop-star with the #1 Youtube hit, Gangnam Style, will be featured at the Super Bowl on Feb. 3, 2013. NFL confirmed the news Tuesday afternoon after Psy … READ MORE
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
END OF THE WORLD POSTPONED
YUCATAN – Mayan scholars have updated their doomsday prophecy. The world will end in 2015, not 2012.
OBAMA HEADS TO DOOMSDAY BUNKER
With December 21 – ‘the end of the world’ – looming – President Obama headed with his family and friends to his $50 million U.S. bunker.
END OF WORLD CONFIRMED
Mayan archaeologists met in Guatemala and confirmed the end date for the Mayan Prophecy is December 21, 2012. That’s when the world will end.