I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape over this gay marriage business.
Marriage is meant to be between one man and one woman – and one mother-in-law. If these namby-pambies get their druthers, the next step is same-sex in-laws!
Mark my words: every husband in America will have to have not one but TWO mothers in law, on the Supreme Court’s say so. Then men will be twice as wrong about everything, and driving too fast twice as often, too. Twice the nagging, twice the chores – and double the stink of Absorbine Jr you can’t get out of the damn house! (Why do you think they call it “Ben-Gay”? It’s all part of the conspiracy!)
You won’t be left out, wives. With TWO mothers in law, you’ll get twice the snide remarks about your “interesting” new hairdo or recipe for stuffing, and twice the “tsk tsks” when you reach for that second Krispy Kreme.
It’ll be equality gone crazy!
Those Gay Pride Parades were bad enough. My fellow Americans, the Man Upstairs didn’t mean for us to prance buck naked down Main Street U.S.A, in the fresh air and sunshine, playing disco music full blast. That’s why He gave us dark, smoky strip joints with sticky floors.
This all started when they put Paul Lynde in the center square. Ever since then, those gay libbers kept squeezing more K-Y onto the slippery slope, and America is going to hell in a fruit basket.
Soon our kids will be reciting the Pledge of Gay-legiance in school!
Call me a “homoglobin” if you will. But when they carve Cher’s face onto Mount Rushmore, don’t say I didn’t warn you!
4 thoughts on “SAY NO TO SAME-SEX IN-LAWS”
Too funny,BTW,the duct tape keeps that offending member close to where it doesn't belong.Red Green would be appauled.
Sorry but you are wrong about the whole marriage is meant to be between one man and one woman. Marriage is meant to be between two people that love each other.
Addakd – you must not have been married for long if you think that marriage is meant to be between two people that love each other. Hello!!!!!