DANVILLE, Pa. — A 900-pound bull escaped on his way to slaughter and is now headed for Times Square!
Year: 2010
SNOOKI BALL DROP
NEW YORK – MTV won’t be able to drop Snooki in Times Square, so she will be dropped on the Jersey Shore.
EXTREME COUPONING
CINCINNATI, OH – When the world is about to end, peace of mind can be found in extreme couponing.
CHINA PREPARES FOR WAR
BEIJING – China is preparing for war against every other nation in the world. They are confident they will be victorious.
NUGGET OF JESUS
IOWA CITY, IA – A chicken nugget has been discovered in the shape of the Sacred Heart of Jesus!
TIME WARNER CUSTOMERS TO LOSE TV NETWORKS
NEW YORK – Time Warner Cable customers will lose TV networks, public access picks up slack.
