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PROFESSOR KONG CHALLENGES Ph.D APE!

September 8, 2020 by Boyce Day

Has Ph.D. Ape Met His Match! Introducing Professor Kong! But Is He Real? Ph.D. Ape, the super-intelligent primate and current campaign manager for Bat Boy’s presidential bid, was used to … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags phd ape

PH.D. APE PROMISES VACCINE IN 5 MONTHS!

April 9, 2020 by Frank Lake

DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE FEELS LIKE THEY’VE MADE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN THE LAST 48 HOURS. ATLANTA, GA – … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags batboy, coronavirus vaccine, phd ape, Task Force

BAT BOY BOYCOTTS SUPER TUESDAY!

March 3, 2020 by Boyce Day

And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again.  On a day … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags Bat Boy, Bigfoot, Democratic Primary, phd ape, super tuesday

PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS

February 24, 2020November 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard … READ MORE

Categories Mutants, Politics Tags Bat Boy, Impeachment, manigator, P'Lod, phd ape, trump

PHD APE TO THE RESCUE!

November 2, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have finally agreed on one thing – Ph.D. Ape is the only one who can bring … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Mutants Tags congress, Impeachment, phd ape, white house

WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS BACK!

June 27, 2022September 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News is back!  We are back.  YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, Buster Simcus, Ed Anger, journalism, Kardhasians, manigator, P'Lod, phd ape, Prince, satire, topstories, weekly world news

WWN NEWS – ALL JETPACKS, ALL THE TIME

October 8, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK –  The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention.  The U.N. has convened to discuss.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags ban ki-moon, cnn, Fox & Friends, fox news, jetpacks, John Bolton, keith olbermann, msnbc, Mythbusters, Ph.D Ape, phd ape, The Martin, united nations

LIL WAYNE REACHES OUT TO PHD APE

September 27, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – It’s Lil Wayne’s birthday and the rapper has made a shocking announcement!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, Bat Conservation International, Lil wayne, phd ape, White Nose Syndrome

JETS LOSE – CONTACT PHD APE

September 14, 2010 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – The Jets got a dose of hard knocks last night. Might be time to re-focus and call in a little extra help!

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Categories Headlines, Sports, TopStory Tags Baltimore Ravens, ines sainz, jets, mark sanchez, ny jets, ny jets owner, phd ape, ray lewis, Rex Ryan, team usa basketball, woody johnson

ED ANGER AND PHD APE TO HELP T.I.

September 3, 2010 by Allie Pruitt

NEW YORK, NY – T.I. may be in a bit of trouble – help isn’t far off!

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Categories Celebs, Headlines, TopStory Tags Ed Anger, phd ape, team usa 2010, ti
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