Has Ph.D. Ape Met His Match! Introducing Professor Kong! But Is He Real? Ph.D. Ape, the super-intelligent primate and current campaign manager for Bat Boy’s presidential bid, was used to
DR. APE HAS BEEN WORKING WITH HIS TASK FORCE FOR THE LAST SIX WEEKS. HE FEELS LIKE THEY’VE MADE A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH IN THE LAST 48 HOURS. ATLANTA, GA –
And The Reason May Shock You! Bat Boy, the iconoclastic independent whose every move seems to shake up this year’s presidential campaign season, has done it again. On a day
Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard
WASHINGTON, DC – The United States Congress and The President of the United States have finally agreed on one thing – Ph.D. Ape is the only one who can bring
Weekly World News is back! We are back. YOU are back. WWN has been on hiatus for the last few years while our award-winning investigative reporters were taking an extended
NEW YORK – The Jetpack story that broke on WWN is gaining international attention. The U.N. has convened to discuss.
NEW YORK, NY – It’s Lil Wayne’s birthday and the rapper has made a shocking announcement!
NEW YORK, NY – The Jets got a dose of hard knocks last night. Might be time to re-focus and call in a little extra help!
NEW YORK, NY – T.I. may be in a bit of trouble – help isn’t far off!