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ED ANGER SAYS: WORST INAUGURATION EVER!

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I’m madder than a mongoose at a cobra convention over that Inauguration.

Ladies and gentlemen, that was the worst Inauguration I ever saw, and I was at the one where Eleanor Roosevelt wore a low cut ball gown and they ran out of eyewash.

First, yesterday’s thing interrupted all my afternoon “judge” shows. Speaking of which: did you see the Teleprompter Kid mess up the oath of office? Wasn’t “W” supposed to be the dummy? Hey, at least Bush’s middle name wasn’t “Saddam”!

Then our new Communist-in-Chief gave his big speech. I don’t even remember what he said. It’s like when I eat that crappy Chinese food the grandkids like and I’m hungry an hour later.

Half the time I didn’t know what was going on. The fat preacher’s the gay one, right? (Looked like it, anyway…). We got a poem that didn’t rhyme and a prayer that did. Whole world’s turned upside down.

Leave it to Teddy Kennedy to try stealing the show by nearly dropping dead at lunchtime. Then Byrd got sick when he heard Teddy was sick. And I thought Byrd was already dead. A Klansman feeling sorry for a drunk driver. Gotta love those Demon-crats!

And don’t be fooled: Cheney was in that wheelchair because his android batteries only last eight years. You can look it up!

My fellow Americans, I fear for our great country, now that it’s being run by this college boy foreigner and the Hair Club Vice President. They aim to turn our noble bald eagle of a nation into one of those carnival chickens that plays the piano – and the tune’ll be written by the Antichrist himself!

Just remember that I will fight the coming evil to the last breath of air in my oxygen tank on wheels!

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8 thoughts on “ED ANGER SAYS: WORST INAUGURATION EVER!”

  1. While this may very well be your opinion of the Inauguration I find it ridiculous. This is a significant moment in history and should be appreciated as such. Just because it is something that you don't agree with doesn't mean that you have to criticize yesterdays events. The program was wonderful and had its own unique style. Get over the fact that he is our President…change has come…deal with it.

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    • I agree, bo's speech was a fragmented mess. The Rev. what a Joke, Hoping Blacks won't have to give it back and Whites will get it right. Wow intellegent banter. Than he screws up the Oath of Office. I can't believe he spent 4x more than any other president for the inauguration. Throw a very expensive party for himself we all will have to pay some of. I can't wait till he and his crooked friends start making policy. God help us. Oh wait-BO thinks he is god! Some one help us!!

  2. Please, the man is praised as an eloquent speaker and we get some gibbering mess who can't even repeat the phrases spoken to him? I'm sorry, but if 40-something other people can do it (including Bush Jr), why couldn't he get it together?

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  3. You may have your opinion but I found this inauguration very captivating. It may not have been eventful for you but for me, over 2 million americans at the inauguration, and millions more watching at home it was a significant moment in american, and for that matter world, history. His speech, although it was not his best, showed how committed he is to our country and to you. Please show your respect for him, our government, and our country. Just because it did not include any amusing gimmicks does not mean it was boring, and since when has any inauguration done so. Lastly don't make fun of our new president for his name or anything else. He is going to be our leader for the next 4 years and possibly more, so get used to it.

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