SWINE FLU

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SPOFFORD, TX – An outbreak of swine flu is being controlled in Mexico City, but the first infected pig was just found and killed in the States!

A monstrous mutant pig held a small town in a grip of a terror, stomping out for nightly rampages that destroyed crops, wrecked barnyards and left beloved pets and farm animals savaged. The colossal 10-foot porker tipped the scales at a staggering 800 pounds.

Its reign of terror ended last night when veteran hunting guide Chris Morris courageously shot the flu-infected pig. “I did what I had to do,” said Spofford resident Morris. “What if it had infected us?”

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Scientists had only hypothesized that this new strain of swine flu could mutate pigs. Dr. William Metzler explained, “It’s like nothing we’ve ever encountered. We knew it was a possibility, but never in my life would I have expected it to actually happen!”

It is believed that an infected pig somehow crossed the border at an unfenced section and then infected the Spofford swine. The animal, a unique wild hog-pig hybrid, soon grew to a monstrous size with unparalleled fury.

“While wild hog are known for being aggressive, we think the infection was causing the pig intense discomfort, which only fueled its rage,” said Dr. Metzler.

Local wildlife authorities have asked Morris to train officials how to catch and kill these animals. Dr. Metzler said they are unfortunately expecting more mutants to appear, but more importantly, fear the mutating virus will jump to humans.

32 thoughts on “SWINE FLU”

  1. This is a clear sign of the apocalypse. Humans have been harming nature, committing sacrifices and not allowing the Planet's Holy Beings to live in peace here. FreeMasonic government officials attempted to murder the secret female Christ (her correct title is Reverend Mother), supreme alpha female being of the Planet, and her two male counterparts (trapped by the Masons in a cult plot to sacrifice them and her) – and the attempted slaughter continues… even though she is now protected and working to undo the damage, their harassment continues to destroy the world. The Christ can never die to take away sin, betraying the Christ creates MORE sin and gives our world over to Satan.

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    • your an idiot its a diesease caused by bacteria. (do u honestly think a big pig means the end of the world)

  2. Stop the b.s. and get serious about this one. They just closed a school in N.Y. due possible infection and are talking of a possible pandemic. Just watch the news if you don't believe me. Scary you know what.

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  3. LOL 800 pounds is not even a big hog!! The state record for tx is 1100pds lol good story teller though. I like how you described how the mutant pig felt discomfort that only fueled his rage! clearly you must be a swine phsycologist!!!

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  4. The U.S. is lying about the so called swin flue, for political reasons (as always, they need someone to blame) in order to save face. “50 people have contacted the swin flu and not one has dead in the U.S.?” In Mexico, 100 people have died? The U.S. has more or less about 35,000 cases of the flu deaths per year, way more than Mexico. Those people in Mexico have dead for a smart flu Bomb that kills only Mexicans and spares Americans? The people who are dying from the flu in the U.S., the Medical establishment for Embarrassment and blame, In order to save face and promote the lies will simply say “it was some other flu. Is this some type of intelligent test? "MAN ARE AMERECANS STUPID" do you think you’re kidding the world? You’re not. Mexico knows exactly what you doing; they have a long History of Americas stupidity and crap. I don’t care if it’s the lizard flu the American who died or dead

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  5. No need to be fearful of this man made disease. Try MMS (miracle mineral).

    It kills bacteria, parasites and viruses.

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  6. The swine flu is a man-made virus, just like Aids. If you have not got it, you will get it and other man made viruses – if you take th vaccine the will come out with shortly. The vaccine already exists – it will be announced shortly – once there's a pandemic among the world population – then they will announce a vaccine has been developed and it will then be sold to governments world wide and someone will make alot of money – this process of money making is known by such names as: 'government sponsored terror'; 'false flag ops', 'capitalism/socialism'; 'war on the third world' and 'zionist Jew new world order'. Stay alert – STAY AWAY AND DO NOT TAKE THE VACCINE (if you the swine flu will kill you) or anyother vaccines for any condition – do not let them vaccinate your children – vaccines destroy your immune system – and in future they bring out a stronger flu virus and it WILL wipe you out because you have the disarming vaccine in you. Remember these people do not car about you – so take care of yourself and love your neighbor. Pass this info on. NO ONE CAN FIGHT ALONE. THESE ZIONIST JEWS ARE THE ONES RIGHT AT THE TOP BEHIND THIS PLOT – IT IS DESIGNED TO WIPE OUT BROWN AND BLACK SKINNED PEOPLE – THIS ANOTHER 9/11 NEW WORLD ORDER PLOT. REMEMBER ITS ONLY A CONSPIRACY UNTIL IT KILLS YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE FOR NOTHING. THEN WHO YOU GOING TO CALL FOR HELP. THE WILL LAUGH AND IGNORE YOU – JUST LIKE YOU WILL IGNORE THIS MESSAGE.

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  7. Man, you're all paranoid. Swine Flu man-made? Swine virus made by our government? That's a bunch a bull. It's obvious that God brought the Swine Flu because we sinned and rebelled.

    (Holding a sign that says "Thank God For Swine Flu")

    THANK YOU GOD FOR CURSING THE WORLD WITH SWINE FLU! LANDOVER-WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH (LWBC) WILL PICKET THE FUNERALS OF THE GOD-CURSED. THE SWINE FLU-INFECTED UNSAVED ARE DEAD!

    REPENT, YOU UNSAVED MORONS!!!!!

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  8. Hogzilla, you're back from the grave!

    This pic is from a story from 2007 where a young boy in Alabama alledgedly killed this big pig. Like the lead story above, it is hogwash! (yuk-yuk-yuk)

    Lighten up folks and don't get sucked into urban myths.

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  9. are you saying america sucks? america is sooooo muchbetter than that frapping mehico. and exactly how are americans stupid?

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  10. God cursed swin flu….what the hell are you talking about? This is a desease that can be dangerous and we should help those that need us and give what we can you never know if your nieghbour or your friend can get sick of it. we don't what is in store.

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  11. Mr Morris
    It is my duty as a porker in the pig army to inform you that you will pay dearly for what you have done.
    Squeal like a pig.

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  12. swine flu has been in the world before. it was here during the dinosaurs causing mental damage and a sudden release of hormones if u survive over 50 or so days. this disease is just mutated form of the regular flu. the only sypmtom thats new is fatigue. swine flu isnt human made. it is caused by a young dead pigs DNA mixing into several plants roots causing it to mutate then animals eat the plant and people eat the animal. its the process of life. if u get fatigue without any other exercise, inactivity over 14 hours, or injury u should go to ur ressidental doctor

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  13. wow those pigs were bigger that a human!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 :0 omg
    people how much did that pig ways and what r yall goin to do with them big pig and is that the only dises pig that r casing these dises

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