WASHINGTON, DC – Barney Frank has challenged Rush Limbaugh to a duel of one-liners.
After Limbaugh made what some are calling a homophobic joke at Barney Frank’s expense, he has again fallen under criticism for going too far.  Barney Frank has responded by challenging him to a Zing-Off, a contest of one-liners judged by a bipartisan triumvirate of judges.
The conflict started Wednesday afternoon when Limbaugh commented on Barney Franks town hall.  Barney Frank said to a woman who was holding a picture of Obama as Hitler, comparing health reform to eugenics, “On what planet do you spend most of your time?”
Limbaugh shot back at Frank, on his radio show Wednesday, “Isn’t it an established fact that Barney Frank himself spends most of his time living around Uranus?”  A reference to the fact that Frank is an openly gay member of Congress.
In a post show interview Limbaugh admitted that writing the joke took him about 3 hours, but he was very proud of how it turned out.
Limbaugh is an admitted huge fan of stereotype humor, jokes based on broad stereotypes.  Critics are wondering if this will cost him, and Vegas odds put him at 1/3 based purely on this strategy.  Frank is known to rely heavily on compliant-based humor, popular among many Jewish comedians.  If his response to the Town Hall heckler is any indication, it will be difficult for Limbaugh to throw Frank off his game.
The competition will be overseen by a bipartisan triumvirate of judges including Joan Rivers, Kathy Griffin, and Don Rickles.
Like many previous disputes Limbaugh has been involved in, this one will be settled on Pay-Per-View.  Limbaugh says “This will be too easy!  But Barney’s used to guys pounding him into oblivion.”  Frank responded, “Put down the Twinkie and bring it!”

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  1. Google Limbaugh+Gay; then you'll know why Rush has a fascination with butt boys, bending over, and grabbing his ankles. Also, why Marta had a 10-year contract to act as Rush's beard.

  2. Awwww Poor wittle libs…they can dish it out, but they can't take it. They've been cracking jokes about Limbaugh's weight, Limbaugh addiction to painkillers, Limbaugh's deafness for years, and now they whine like little babies about the big mean Rush Limbaugh poking fun at them.
    Liberal hypocrisy knows no bounds.

    • actually, I prefer to make fun of his blatant ignorance. If conservatives would quit whining about personal beliefs and focus on the communal government, maybe we could reach some middle flipping ground. Not only that, but if you reread this, you should notice that nobody is whining. Rush is the most biggest dillusional waste I've ever heard (next to Bill O'Reily), when people point out the flaws in his rationale he comes back with "well he's gay". Oh yeah, that's a winner!

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    I’m not sure if Barney Franks really loves to visit URANUS because he keeps saying it’s THE SH*TS. Then again, looking at Franks, he probably likes that too.

  4. Not even a mother could love Barney Frank. Has anybody ever seen his mother?
    Barney Frank is my candidate #1 for alien interloper.


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