BALTIMORE, MD – Bat Boy’s attempts at fitting in for the holidays have again failed miserably.
In the usual shopping center custom, the White Marsh Mall in Baltimore started its month-long Santa Claus residence. Part of America’s Christmas tradition includes children being brought to malls to sit on Santa’s knee and list off their requested items.
A lull in the line occurred when the children heard Best Buy had just received a shipment of Rock Band 2. Bat Boy, hiding in the cover of the giant Christmas tree, saw his one chance and took it. He scurried up to Santa, shrieking with excitement, and tried to hand over his guano-covered list.
Seeing only a blur of big pointy ears and sharp teeth, the mall Santa took off at high speed, making it to the food court before tripping over his baggy red pants and crashing head-first into the Cinnabon stand.
Weekly World News retrieved Bat Boy’s list, which consisted only of crudely-drawn pictures, including:
– Nerf gun
– Mario Kart Wii
– Complete ‘The Naked Brothers Band’ DVD set
– ‘Wall-E’ sleeping bag