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OBAMA SCHOOL HOURS

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WASHINGTON, DC – The children of America have turned on President Obama.  “NoBama” clubs have spread to playgrounds and lunchrooms across the country.
Last week President Obama stated that he supported longer school hours and shorter summer vacations.  The nation’s children are in revolt. The President’s approval rating amongst people aged 12 and under dropped 86 points.  The only place he showed gains was among nerds, dweebs, and brown-nosers who ask for extra credit.
Anti-Obama clubs are springing up in schools all over America. Children are coming together in exclusive clubs whose only charter is an extreme dislike of the sitting President.  Some meet during recess, others meet in club houses.  In Kansas these clubs are sanctioned by the school board and are treated as an extracurricular activity.  Some of these clubs discuss criticism of the President’s policies, but mostly they find new ways to associate his name with boogers and flatulence.
The Secret Service has asked the President to hold off on any trips to schools until this has died down.  The President’s motorcade was egged when it drove past Roosevelt Middle School last Friday.  The President is not able to pick up his own daughters from school, but they are currently not speaking to him anyway.
Seeing an opening, the Republican Party is trying to ingratiate themselves to this new demographic.  Pamphlets are being distributed around schools titled “The President who Stole Summer.”  Inside it tells children that Obama want to keep them in school longer, take away summer vacation, and increase their homework.  It goes on to say that Republicans are happy if they just get a GED.
White House Press Secretary has not yet spoken if the President will make any moves to increase his popularity.  Whether he will back down from this stance or just do PR damage control is yet unknown.

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15 thoughts on “OBAMA SCHOOL HOURS”

  1. have you seen all the propaganda videos of kids singing to the Furher? They are going to think it's natural to commit themselves to longer school if that's what their leader is asking of them. It's all priming and prompting==mass hypnosis! LIke your sense of humor though. Any kid who would throw an egg at the motorcaide would be at a readjustment camp!

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  2. this is quite hillarious. President Obama just single highhandedly destroyed vast quantity of supporters (not that children opinion matter anyway).

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  3. What the heck! We are too Important! We are going to be the one's who vote for the next president.
    Kids are over half the population, we are the future of the World so we do MATTER!
    Take that you lousy ADULT!

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  4. obama can keep schools open 24 hrs a day, but it still wont make a difference in the education. as a teacher, is he wants to help the education in this country than he should get rid of the no child left behind act. there is so much testing in schools today, that's all the kids are learning. so it dont matter if they have school for 2 hours a day or 8, as long as they stuck in this rutt then they wont learn anything.

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  5. Man you all are funny! Obama is great althoughI don't agree with more school. More school will not change the education system. Like someone said before he should get rid of No Child Left Behind. We don't have the money for more school. I am pretty sure he will not follow through o his statement. I hink the the statements purpose was to show education is important on his agenda. Honestly you think Obama is an A**hole just because of this??? Lets be serious. All the stupid stuff Bush not only siad but DID. Obama is ok however his tactics for mangeing education are a bit much.

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  6. I attend the 8th grade, and I don't want to go school longer because other students aren't willing to actually put forth the effort and study. I have tons of friends and go out on the weekends, and still maintain an all "A" report card. Making us go to school longer will just make kids slack off even more. Give us good teachers who aren't just there to get their paycheck, but ones who really want to help the next generation learn how to survive this world.

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  7. obmam's plan has ups and downs well the good part is 20 more days of school but the bad staying at school till 6 or 7. im a kid and i only agree with half of his plan. more school days, more time hanging out with friends at school. like my english teachers says" do something productive"

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