BAGHDAD, Iraq –   U.S. military advisors made a startling discovery on the outskirts of this city.  They found Eden!
“I knew it had to come out sooner or later,” Colonel Sara Pentine confirmed. “We found the biblical Garden of Eden.  But that was just the beginning of our amazing discoveries.”
When the military first entered the sun-bleached desert 5 miles north of Baghdad, they got a strange blip on their radioactive mass spectrometer.
“The RMS was showing an extremely small dense object 30 feet underground” Colonel Pentine said, “We called in the hazmat team to dig it up.”

Dressed in radiation-proof uniforms, soldiers began excavating the area. What they discovered seemed harmless enough: The withered remains of an ancient tree.
“The bark looked as if it ha been blasted by lightning. Pentine said. “We dug carefully around the trunk and soon unearthed the skeletal remains of a large snake beside the mass we had been reading.
“The object was red and looked like an apple,” she said.

Dr. Sam Isaacs – an archaeologist working with the military to protect ancient sites – was helicoptered to the site.
“It was definitely a petrified apple,” Dr. Isaacs said. “What’s more, it look as though two bites had been taken from it.  The team grew very silent as we realized we had uncovered the Garden of Eden.  This was the Tree fo Knowledge and we had the very apple Eve had pulled from its branches.
“Now, according to Genesis, God expelled Adam and Eve from paradise for tasting the forbidden fruit which would have given them great knowledge and allowed them to live forever, “Dr. Isaac went on.”  It occurred to me that the fruit might still possess amazing power.  I recommended that it be taken back to the U.S. for study.”
The military agreed, though the apple was not brought to a university or research institute.  It was taken to the top-secret Military Applications Center in Hidden Sands, Arizona.  There, a team of scientists carefully cut in to the apple and extracted  a seed from the core.

“I felt that what they were doing was wrong,” Dr. Isaac said.  “I wanted to study the apple to take time and learn its secrets.  They just wanted to grow anew one as soon as possible!”
“We entire military is excited about this discovery,” said General Matthew James, who was in charge of Project Apple Corps.  “If Dr. Isaac was correct and this was fruit from th Tree of Knowledge, it was possible that by feeding it to our men we could create a race of super-smart, super-soldiers, sort of like avenging angels.  We would be irresponsible not to take that opportunity.
The seed was placed in super enriched soil in a MAC greenhouse.  Exposed to artificial sunlight, it grew rapidly.
“Within two weeks we had a healthy tree and a nice red apple to test on a volunteer, “General James said.

Twenty-year-old Private First Class Stephen Rogers was selected to take a bite.  He was brought to the greenhouse and instructed to pluck the apple.
“I’ve been in combat, but reaching for the forbidden fruit scared me,” Private Rogers said later. “Still, an order is an order.”
As the General and his team watched, Rogers pulled the apple from the tree.   Suddenly, the humid air began to swirl.
“A moment later the ghostly image of a naked woman appeared beside the tree,” General James said.  “She whispered, “Don’t.” Naturally, we all stopped what were doing.  Then she spoke again.
“You have a paradise here,” she said. “Do not bite the apple. Do not spoilt it!”
General James instructed Private Rogers to put the apple down.  The young soldier obeyed and the men backed away from the tree.
“As we stood there, the lady picked up the apple, and put it back on the limb,” General James told us.  “It was really eeried to see this bright red apple in her pale white hand.  As soon as it was reattached to the tree, she vanished.”
The military detachment left the greenhouse and locked the door. The room was declared off-limits to all personnel until the top brass could decide what to do.
“For now, we’re doing nothing,’ General James aid. “But, let me just say this… we are all wearing fig leaves.”
Weekly World News will keep you informed of the latest developments.

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48 thoughts on “GARDEN OF EDEN FOUND!”

  1. You can't grow a tree with petrified seeds. Earlier in the article, it said there was a petrified apple. If the apple was petrified, so would be the seeds. I'd think that the tree they found would also be petrified.

  2. Garden door Similar to a French door; the hinge is next to the adjacent fixed door and the latch is located at the wall opening jamb. Typically only one door is operable. More secure than the French door.

  3. Huh? If they are stating that this is the same apple that Adam and Eve bit from, are they thinking that we are morons? I mean, we spend a lot of time in Australia perth patios looking at apple trees being harvested. An apple that is buried will eventually decompose!

  4. So funny that i forgot to laurgh, nice fairy tale, did they later lived together ever after? RUBBISH! Get urself a job moron, this story is too unreal! Petrified fruit replanted and it germinated? Mtcheeew!

  5. Oh please, what a joke. The garden of eden and the ground on which it stood would have been completely destroyed and washed away by the destructive force of the global flood during Noahs time. Get real people – Wake up and read the Word of God, it's all in there.

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  7. it can't be destroyed by flood because someone is protecting it and i think god want to preserve it coz people want some proof if the bible is real or not that's why some proof remains its the same as dead sea scroll

  8. don't just say what you don't know cos i can sence that you don't read the bible how can u invade the 4 seas that bound the garden are u mad i pray that GOD help you with repentance don't just say anything bcos it is written in the book of genesis

    • Not true at all. Apple was added by christians. The Jewish Bible talks about grapes, fig or cedrat… but apple for sure no.

  9. This is absolutely farcical. In the first place apple was not taken by the couple simultaneously by tree. Secondly, Eve eat hers became "wise" before Adam worked up to her. How could anyone say there were only two bites taken from the apple. Thirdly would God have preserved the apple(and led people to it) so that this perverse generation could abuse it. I doubt it. So the tree planted produced only ONE apple, very farcical. This is just one of those lies from the pit of hell. I am not fooled an inch.

  10. Haha Sara pentine , serpentine , Dr Sam Isaacs , from recident evil ,the movie and of course private Rodgers, captain America. Good one guys…..

  11. Im christian, and i believe in all this stuff, but this sound life a really good fictional movie! Not sure i believe it yet. Im not even gunna try to prove this right or wrong. Hands down. Very entertaining story though

  12. I would not believe this story, it never mentions the fruit being an apple, that is just something we humans made up. It says the fruit of the tree, but not what kind of fruit. Also the garden is said to be guarded so that man does not eat of the tree of life and live eternally in sin, so no this story is completely made up.

  13. The bible never stated what kind of fruit. And the “tree of life or death” was, not that it had a mystical gene to cause never ending life, but that it represented the ability for Adam and Eve to choose for themselves what is right and wrong. Unfortunately, instead of listening to God, being told not to eat from the tree, he told them they would die because of their disobedience. Thus, God took away the gene that causes life to continue. But, the bible talks about when mankind will return to such a perfect state once again the way God had intended it to be for man and all creation…

  14. What a lie. The garden was destroyed by the flood. You will never find it. The original rivers are gone, as is everything else, under billions of layers of deposited dirt. How about looking for what can actually be found?

  15. What blasphemy.
    The Garden of Eden will never be found. God said in His Word in Genesis that it will be protected.
    Its location will be revealed to us only by God Himself and in His Time.


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