OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE

At a press conference today, President Obama announced that he is ordering his face be placed on Mount Rushmore.
President Obama said that he has issued an Executive Order to immediately begin carving his face on Mount Rushmore.  The President feels that this will create at least one thousand jobs and increase tourism in South Dakota.

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The White House Press Corps erupted in applause when the President made his announcement.  Representatives from MSNBC, CBS, ABC, NBC, and NPR all wept openly.  “He should be the ONLY one on Rushmore,” gushed MSNBC host Andrea Mitchell.

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The last President under consideration to be  carved into the mountains of South Dakota was Ronald Reagan.  Reagan, considering the overwhelming support and acclaim he received from the American people, seemed a natural choice.  The Congress approved of Reagan on Rushmore, but President Bill Clinton overruled the order.
President Obama has bypassed Congress and has ordered the carving to begin.  “I am the first black President.  And I think history will show that I am one of the greatest Presidents to ever live.  I deserve to be put on the Mount Rushmore,” the President reportedly told the White House Press Corps.
An artist is already working on the model for the Rushmore carving:

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Al Sharpton applauded the decision and said Obama should be added to the mountain post haste.  He added that Bill Clinton should be up there too.  Republicans said that if Bill Clinton goes on Rushmore, than Monica Lewinsky has to go up there, too.
Obama explained to the press why he thinks he should be on Rushmore.  “I don’t think there’s any President more deserving to be on Rushmore than me.   I am the greatest leader this country has ever known.”

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Lawrence O’Donnell and Rachel Maddow of MSNBC believe that Teddy Roosevelt should be taken off Rushmore.  “We should put Obama up and take Teddy down,” O’Donnel reportedly said.  “Personally, I think it should just be Lincoln, Washington and Obama.”
Republicans are trying to challenge the Executive Order, but the White House told WWN, “Obama will be on Rushmore. There’s nothing the Republicans can do about it.  But they are welcome to visit anytime.”
 

42 thoughts on “OBAMA ADDS HIMSELF TO MOUNT RUSHMORE”

  1. He got the Nobel Peace Prize before he had a chance as President to enact his first policies in the realm of foreign policy. Clearly he doesn't have to do anything to deserve to be on Rushmore. It's overdue. He got elected and has the near universal adulation as the "one" who has redeemed America. Why stop there? Why not just adopt the Roman custom of declaring oneself a God?

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  2. We have change jars in all the shops in our town.
    We are PROUD to be making a contribution to a cause that is so important to America's legacy to its children and its People.
    REAL people….NOT corporations, or bigots.

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  3. I don't think so! This must be a joke! We were at Mt Rushmore last summer and were told there was NO room for another face there. Thank god!

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  4. First I like Obama but he needs to get over himself. Just because he is the first black person to be president doesn't mean he is the best president we have ever had. Just like if we ever get a women president that doesn't mean she should be put on mt Rushmore.

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  5. You don't deserve your face on the bullet that wastes your ass let alone on Rushmore. Rushmore is for keepers of our constitution. Not tyrants, terrorists, or dictators. Go to hell you nazi pig.

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  6. just leave it alone it is just fine how it is we do not need his face on there his nose is to big as well as his head

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  7. This hoax is not even believable. If this is the best that republicans can do then that is just awful. This is why I'm not one of you.

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  8. I can't wait to see his face on the Mount Rushmore!! I LOVE MY PRESIDENT!! Let's be honest ppl…most of u don't like Obama cuz he's black and little do u know, the more u fight Gods Will the more He will prevail!!

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    • You really don't know what you are talking about. Logical, well thinking people do not like obama's policy and agenda. I've never met the man, I could not possible say if I like him or not. There are white folk I like and white folk I don't like. There are black folk I like and black folk I don't like. So forth and so on. The one thing all these people I speak of have in common… I have met them, I have spoken with them. I know them and can make a decision to like them or not. I have never met obama so I can not say if I like him or not. HOWEVER, I do not like his agenda, policies, etc as potus. He's potus, and this I do not like. It's about potus, not his race.
      Grow up Ashley, you really have no idea what you are talking about. Logical, well thinking people do not like, love, dislike nor hate people they have never met.

    • Lol this is fake xDDD I can't believe you guys actually think this is true. This site is all full with lies and rumors.

    • Are you FN brain dead? Obama DID NOT deserve the Nobel Prize, and he sure as hell didn't EARN a place on Rushmore. Get your head out of your ash, already! #tards

  9. Really? So what if he is black! He shouldn't use the color card to get what he wants! He is not a great president! He doesn't do anything other than spend our tax money! And all who think so are brain washed he should have never even gotten a second term…. Don't run good history! People will move away from Mt. Rushmore not bring tourist there! Why should our REAL American presidents be mocked by him! We were found on American values NOT fake values! He is destroying this country fast an impeachment is what is needed!

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  10. Omg. You morons. Weekly World News is a satirical and largely fictional tabloid. If you don't know what that means you need to google it instead of leaving dumb comments. Also, it's just sickening that you people don't even attempt to fact check. If you are spending your day ranting over how Obama is stupid then you should really take that time to educate yourselves on a little something the rest of the world calls "research." Use your brain, jesus. Start taking "quotes" with a grain of salt.

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    • THE NEWS AND THE MEDIA AND THE GOVERNMENT DICTATE WHAT WE GET TO READ.NO ONE KNOWS WHAT GOES ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS,THIS IS A FACT.ALL THE TRASH THAT IS BEING AIRED ON TV AND THE RADIO NEEDS TO BE CENSORED.THE GOOD THING ABOUT CHINA AND RUSSIA IS THAT THEY DONT ALLOW THE FILTH THAT WE ALLOW ON TV AND RADIO.AND THEY PROTECT THEIR CHILDREN FROM INTERNET FILTH!!

  11. How can he even think he is deserving to be with some of the greatest Presidents that have ever lived. And why coal he not even full black maybe they should have found a piece of gray clay. If he wants his face somewhere it needs to be on the Muslim temple since that is what he is. We can not even pray in our schools but he said that the greatest thing is when the Islamic prayer is said ever day. How stupid is that. If you are a true Christian we need to pray without stopping for the USA because look. Who we have leading this country. God Bless America

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