[mpoverlay]The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reportedly confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reportedly published a post on their “Ocean Facts” newsfeed titled “Conclusive Evidence of  the Existence of Aquatic Humanoids.”

The agency went on to say that “magic females”, who first appeared in cave paintings in the late Paleolithic (Stone Age) period some 30,000 years ago, when modern humans began to sail the seas, do exist and are living in all the oceans of the world.

Animal Planet television recently aired a special called “Mermaids: The Body Found,” that also proved the existence of mermaids.

National Ocean Service spokeswoman Sandy Nixon told WWN that “at least 65 mermaid researchers and experts gathered on the island of Tahiti to examine all the known evidence and have concluded, emphatically, that  half human half-fish hybrids are living peacefully among us.

Mermaid experts say that the majority of mermaids are in the warmer waters of the Caribbean and the Mediterranean, but that many have been spotted in the Pacific Ocean and Southern Atlantic.  “There is a large school of mermaids, swimming just outside Ocean City Maryland,” said mermaidologist, Marcus Plumkin, of the University of Florida.

WWN has also learned that recently the U.S. government has captured 7 mermaids and that they are being kept at an undisclosed aquarium, where they are being studied.  President Obama has personally met the mermaids and was quite impressed – according to reports.

So, if you’re at the beach… keep a lookout for mermaids.  They are out there!



  1. yall are so arrogent to actually believe we are the only thing out here like this..many people have no problem believing in evolutuon but dont want to believe in mermaids. the evidence is literally written on the walls. read a book. do research. quit being stupid.

  2. I do believe that mermaid exist, the goverment hides loads of thing from us, but it is extraordinarily hard to believe that the goverment would tell this website, rather than a more impressionable one! I honesty don't care if you think only 10 year old girls should believe in mermaids! I really believe in them, I just don't believe the goverment would tell this website, but that's my opinion

  3. Over a dozen new life forms are found in the oceans every year. From microsopic to giants. Mermaids, if that is what you wish to call them are not only real but have enough intelligence to fashion self protecive weapons. Only a fool would think your the only thing on earth with intelligence. Would you not hide?

  4. I was almost buying it, or at least, I thought the writers of this might believe it, up until the point where they mentioned Obama. Still, a good laugh.

  5. I do belive mermaids exist , but I don’t think this site has all the TRUE information a person would need to know so that specific person would actually belive that MERMAIDS EXIST……also it’s stupid to think we are the ONLY creatures that are intelligent


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