U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS

[mpoverlay]The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) reportedly confirmed that mermaids exist and that they are growing in numbers.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reportedly published a post on their “Ocean Facts” newsfeed titled “Conclusive Evidence of  the Existence of Aquatic Humanoids.”

The agency went on to say that “magic females”, who first appeared in cave paintings in the late Paleolithic (Stone Age) period some 30,000 years ago, when modern humans began to sail the seas, do exist and are living in all the oceans of the world.

Animal Planet television recently aired a special called “Mermaids: The Body Found,” that also proved the existence of mermaids.

National Ocean Service spokeswoman Sandy Nixon told WWN that “at least 65 mermaid researchers and experts gathered on the island of Tahiti to examine all the known evidence and have concluded, emphatically, that  half human half-fish hybrids are living peacefully among us.

Mermaid experts say that the majority of mermaids are in the warmer waters of the Caribbean and the Mediterranean, but that many have been spotted in the Pacific Ocean and Southern Atlantic.  “There is a large school of mermaids, swimming just outside Ocean City Maryland,” said mermaidologist, Marcus Plumkin, of the University of Florida.

WWN has also learned that recently the U.S. government has captured 7 mermaids and that they are being kept at an undisclosed aquarium, where they are being studied.  President Obama has personally met the mermaids and was quite impressed – according to reports.

So, if you’re at the beach… keep a lookout for mermaids.  They are out there!

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513 thoughts on “U.S. CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF MERMAIDS”

  1. Y would they run tests on them and harm something thats remained peaceful all this time..I hate “the man”,always taking & hurting something just b/c he can. Your not meant 2 undeestand everything.But when something more powerful,&knowledgeable comes for them they goin’ to be looking crazy as hell.smh

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  2. The documentary show on Animal Planet if fictitious. However, if creatures that are similar to the picture in owr heads of “mermaids” exist, I don’t believe that they have truly been discovered. There is no real evidence of it, but it is quite possible that there is such a thing living in the ocean that we don’t understand or even know exists.

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  3. yall are so arrogent to actually believe we are the only thing out here like this..many people have no problem believing in evolutuon but dont want to believe in mermaids. the evidence is literally written on the walls. read a book. do research. quit being stupid.

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  4. i dont belive the part about Obama wouldnt he want everyone to know and then that would mean he should make a public claim to it. And why didnt they take actual pictures of the mermaids.. I found this site because im trying to study up on mermaids and if Obama has proof he should tell us all if its true or not… I believe it is.. but i dont know if id believe Obama of he were to tell us there werent mermaids,, Cause why would someone tell the truth about something from theis planet yet not tell us the thruth about Aliens????

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  5. I think its rather comical that the people that are always crying conspiracy theory and excert emotional spasms over anything new or different don't ever read or research the subjects they are so convinced don't exist. Its like saying be smart, don't read a word and just listen to my opinion/belief. No one should comment on what they do not know. Unbiased exhaustive (not just page one on google) study should be before ones piehole takes aim at the ears of others. Im sure it is terribly frustrating when someone who actually does the work/research just to have some armchair idiot jump into the conversation without due diligence. Keep an open mind people. Or keep your opine ions to yourself.

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  6. I do believe that mermaid exist, the goverment hides loads of thing from us, but it is extraordinarily hard to believe that the goverment would tell this website, rather than a more impressionable one! I honesty don't care if you think only 10 year old girls should believe in mermaids! I really believe in them, I just don't believe the goverment would tell this website, but that's my opinion

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  7. Mermaids exist, asparagus grows out of my rectum in abundance and there's a mutant unicorn with a haddock growing out of his forehead living a quiet peaceful life somewhere in Durham N.C. He's called Albert and sometimes you can see his silhouette off in the distance when driving down the I40. I hope that settles the matter

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  8. They are real iv seen with my own eyes in wellington harbour in new zealand no words can convince but the eyes they will be revealed but until now patients is a virtue they r out there no doubt

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  9. i believe mermaids and the do exit…and for those of you who think its a lie your a stupid human being..cant you all see the reality.most of the people believe god and satan exit..some believe aliens exit.guess what they all do and if they didn't we dont

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  10. Mermaid’s doesn’t look like they’re showing here. Real mermaid’s are ugly. O.O

    In Google search bar write “Sirenas” , then go to Google images and you’ll see them. If you can’t ,then write “Fotos de Sirenas”, then go to images. Good luck ♚

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  11. Over a dozen new life forms are found in the oceans every year. From microsopic to giants. Mermaids, if that is what you wish to call them are not only real but have enough intelligence to fashion self protecive weapons. Only a fool would think your the only thing on earth with intelligence. Would you not hide?

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  12. I was almost buying it, or at least, I thought the writers of this might believe it, up until the point where they mentioned Obama. Still, a good laugh.

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  13. I do belive mermaids exist , but I don’t think this site has all the TRUE information a person would need to know so that specific person would actually belive that MERMAIDS EXIST……also it’s stupid to think we are the ONLY creatures that are intelligent

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