Your Weekly Star Guide
By Madame Malisa
Renowned medium & psychic
Mar. 21 – Apr. 19
All signs indicate that your luck is about to improve dramatically this week.
Don’t be afraid to take chances to get ahead now. But be prepared for some legal and personal roadblocks on your road to happiness. Simmering family disputes could quickly reach the boiling point at this time. So take care with that Crock-Pot and pay careful attention to a relative’s complaints.
Apr.20 – May 20
Be cautious. Remember that you gave someone the gold mine, and they gave you the shaft.
Seek advice from unorthodox sources, or you’ll miss the boat. Your sense of loyalty could be tested in the near future when someone you trust tries to take advantage of your generosity.
Speak loudly and carry a stun gun if you have to.
May 21 – Jun. 20
All signs indicate that this is the time to tackle an important project.
Allow close relationships a good deal of room in the week ahead and keep the door open for exciting opportunities in the bedroom or at work.
These exciting possibilities should make positive changes in your ho-hum life.
Wear red on Tuesday!
Jun. 21 – Jul. 22
The days ahead should be a great deal more harmonious if you put a cap on your tendency to be both restless and irrational.
Life should be happier and more creative this week if you are in control. Devote more energy toward making your home a serene place where you can do exactly what you want with no interference from nosy neighbors.
Jul. 23 – Aug. 22
You really do need a quiet retreat. Try to make relationships softer and lighter this week.
A revealing flash of insight promises to give birth to a dismaying sense of reality. Wake up and smell the Prozac if you have to.
When your boss tells you to finish that project this week, he means it. But remember, he doesn’t always know best.
Aug. 23 – Sep. 22
An older relative wants to give you job advice. Although well-intentioned, it’s off the mark as usual.
No one sells vacuums door-to-door anymore.
Romance will bloom unexpectedly. Your love life will have a surprising twist.
Keep an open mind and buy some “toys”. It is only right to be demanding of others – might makes right.
Sep. 23 – Oct. 22
Perhaps a little patience in dealing with people and their petty problems is best this week.
An extraordinary string of new experiences may be waiting for you in a parking garage. Let your hair down a bit, but don’t forget your dandruff.
Someone younger than you may offer advice that will change your life – perhaps not as you intended.
Oct. 23 – Nov. 21
All your hard work could begin to pay off this week, so let ‘er rip!
Keep your nose to yourself because someone is watching you.
Begin planning for a big trip now, and make sure you have all your shots. You’re going to need them.
Unleash your tongue this week.
Nov. 22 – Dec. 21
Your boss could drive you nuts with senseless demands and nonsense, and you don’t have to take it. Talking back will empower you.
Watch for flamingos, whether the real bird or just a garden ornament.
An attractive member of the opposite sex secretly has eyes for you, but watch out – unfortunately this person is married.
Dec. 22 – Jan. 19
A gamble could pay big rewards. Don’t be afraid to bet the mortgage. Make unrealistic plans this week. Anything you set out to do should come out well.
A friend wants to have a heart-to-heart talk with you but feels too shy to ask for help. When it happens, tell your friend what you really think.
Working hard could lead to skin problems.
Jan. 20 – Feb. 18
Be sure to watch your diet and cut down on the booze. Learn to take it easy.
A chance encounter could lead to good fortune for you this week, so keep your wallet open.
A period of achievement and vague anxiety lies ahead. The next few days could bring some social strain, but you can handle tensions by sticking to your meditation.
Feb. 19 – Mar. 20
Use your skills with diplomacy.
Don’t travel on Thursday if you can avoid it.
Be active this week. Get out and enjoy some vigorous exercise. If the weather’s too bad to enjoy the outdoors, go to a local gym for a workout. You may encounter some problems with a pesky locker room attendant, but they won’t last long.
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