Though Russia is the country threatening the United States, Secretary of State, John Kerry, surrendered to Japan.
U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry dismissed as “unacceptable by any standard” weeks of bellicose warnings of impending nuclear war by Russia and said Washington would never accept the reclusive state becoming a nuclear power.
Then, he shocked the world by – surrendering to Japan. “The United States is waving the white flag – with the red dot on it.”
“We fought a tough war. But we don’t want any more bloodshed, and more importantly no more financial losses. So, the United States hereby surrenders to Japan. We are happy to cede control of our government, and our people, to Japan,” John Kerry reportedly said. Kerry went on to apologize for Pearl Harbor.
Even Japanese were dumbfounded by Kerry’s statement:
He went on to speak about his love for sushi and kimonos.
Meanwhile, President Obama met with Japanese leaders in the United States.
Several years ago, President Obama met the Emperor of Japan and some insiders say the President wanted to “surrender” then.
“President Obama thought it was a good time to surrender back in 2010, but David Axelrod talked him out of it. Now, the President feels it’s a good time to surrender,” said a White House spokesman. Some think that this is another ploy to get guns banned in the United States, because Japan outlaws guns and if Japan takes over the U.S. than – voila, guns will be banned in the U.S. “It’s brilliant,” said the White House advisor who came up with the plan.
After the U.S. surrender, John Kerry got a present from the Japanese:
The fact that Japan is not a war with the United States or that Japan does not have an army apparently had no affect on the President’s decision or statement. Though, oddly enough, there were a few “soldiers” on hand to assist John Kerry in the U.S. surrender:
Meanwhile, Russia has five medium-range missiles on its east coast pointed at California and Oregon.
8 thoughts on “UNITED STATES SURRENDERS TO JAPAN”
I'M WIZARD, YOU WANT TO SEE MAGIC TRICK?
HERE'S TOKYO, AND POOF!… NOW THERE ISN'T.
SMOOTH MOVE KERRY, HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
YOUR SPOTLESS SERVICE EXPERIENCE IN VIETNAM HAS PAID OFF, HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!
Never thought John Kerry should have taken a seat in congress to begin with, let alone give HIM the authority to surrender this country, GOOD LUCK with that. IMPEACHMENT is in store for the whole lot of ya'. This political ploy won't work, it's a coward tactic used by worms under a rock. Why even bring up WW2 with them? A ploy for someone who would use a child as a shield against a bullet. COWARD.
What the heck was he doing? Does ANYONE in Washington have a brain?
This is not a good thing. Now I will have to learn to like rice every meal for the main course and speak Japanese.
Do you guys actually believe this crap? You're more stupid then the whole lot of them.
This is true. I read it in the Enquirer.
Peace Out Japan