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4 thoughts on “BAT BOY SAYS: “SUBSCRIBE TO WWN!””

  1. Whatever became of Serena Sabak, the psychic? She was the main reason I bought WWN when it was on the stands. Oh, yeah, no reason to send Bat Boy to rearrange my furniture, my sister already beat him to it.

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