WASHINGTON, DC – A federal judge has ordered the emails of the Bush administration be surrendered to the courts, and Weekly World News has some!

The Weekly World News investigative team was able to acquire some of Bush’s emails, take a look!

Aug 30, 2005

From: George W <executivecowboy@yahoo.com>

To:   Turdblossom <rcheney@whitehouse.gov>

Subj: Emergency

Do you know where the remote is?  The game is on later and I haven’t set it up to record.  The last place I saw it was in the Gameday remote cozy on the armchair, but I think Karl may have moved it.  Could you call in one of those tech guys?  Secret Service says they’re not allowed to help me look.

Mar 20, 2003

From: George W <executivecowboy@yahoo.com>

To:   Colon Power! <colin.powell@statedepartment.gov>

Subj: Mtg Today

Is it true what they say about turkey making you tired?  Cause I’m thinking of ordering some turkey sandwiches, but I don’t want to look tired talking to the press later.

Apr 16, 2003

From: George W <executivecowboy@yahoo.com>

To:   Mike The Spy <MHagler@cia.gov>

Subj: Presidential Security

As Director of the CIA, are you the guy I’d talk to about learning how to use throwing stars?

Nov 25, 2004

From: George W <executivecowboy@yahoo.com>

To:   Turdblossom <rcheney@whitehouse.gov>

Subj: Executive Discretion

Did I do anything stupid last night?  I only remember the first half of the luau, everything else is a blur and now I can’t find my pants.  If Laura asks, tell her I’m in a budget meeting.

Feb 6, 2008

From: George W <executivecowboy@yahoo.com>

To:    Hutch <grant.hutchinson@whitehouse.buildingservices.gov>

Subj: Pool

Could we get a slide put on the White House pool?  Or a wave machine?  Or is this something we should think about for Camp David?  I think it could really help break the ice with visiting dignitaries or heads of state.

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