SOUTHERN NEVADA – Dennis Hof, of Cathouse fame, has opened a new brothel that features sex with aliens.
The reality television star and outspoken sex merchant recently bought a rundown bordello 90 miles northwest of Las Vegas and unveiled plans to renovate and reopen it with a science fiction theme. There will be girls dressed in “sci-fi” costumes, but if you have enough money, you can have sex with a female (alien.
He is calling it Alien Cathouse and promising “girls from another world.”
Hof purchased the brothel and adjacent gas station, bar and convenience store on U.S. Highway 95 from notorious longtime Nye County brothel owner Maynard “Joe” Richards.
The store is being rebranded as the Area 51 Alien Travel Center and will feature its own line of merchandise emblazoned with little green men and women.
It’s all an attempt to cash in on the property’s location just south of the federal installation formerly known as the Nevada Test Site — though nowhere near the actual Area 51.
Hof, whose Moonlite Bunny Ranch east of Carson City is the setting for a long-running HBO reality show, expanded his adult empire into Southern Nevada last year when he bought Richards’ two brothel properties in the tiny town of Crystal, north of Pahrump.
With his latest acquisition, Hof now holds five brothel licenses, the most ever by a single owner. He hopes to add one or two more in the near future.
Where did Hof get the alien prostitutes?
He’s not saying, but a representative from the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrial, Jose Quintero, said that the U.N. has an agreement with Hof to help “bridge relations” with aliens from the Planet Zeeba. “These aliens are here to help heal our planet, and they want to do anything they can to help us. Zeebans are peaceful beings.”
The Alien Cathouse is expected to open for business in a month, and there are only two appointments left for sex with the aliens.
The only glitch… The FBI will be taking names of all U.S. citizens that have sex with aliens. “The government needs to keep records in case there are any inter-species diseases.”
Will the female aliens use protection? “They don’t need to,” said Hof. He wouldn’t elaborate on his answer.
Hof said that the sex at Alien Cathouse will “out of this world” and thinks once the word gets out… he’ll become “the best place in the world for a man to have sex.”
WWN is sending Hideaki Tailor to Alien Cathouse for an in-depth report.