WWN has obtained the first images of Kate Middleton’s baby!
The Duchess of Cambridge and her husband, Prince William, were proud to release the first images of their new baby, the Royal Fetus.   The “Royal utltrasound” was presented in an official ceremony at Buckingham Palace.
“Meet the future king of England!” shouted the Royal Baby Announcer to a packed crowd of London reporters and Royal watchers.   The crowd erupted into applause as doctors identified all the Royal body parts of the Royal baby, including the new Royal penis.
The Duchess was in attendance, which was a big relief to all the citizens of Great Britain.  Kate had been suffering from a severe bout of morning sickness, but after the ultrasound was done, she seemed to immediately return to normal health.  And “shared” the ultrasound on her Facebook and Instagram pages.
Here she is walking into the Royal Ultrasound After-Party:


Here’s a closer look at the Royal Ultrasound (below).  Though it may seem odd, nothing has been added to the photograph.  “Royal babies are not like other babies.  Not at all. They are Royals from conception and are treated as such even in the womb,” said Royal Baby Burper, Joanna Smallton.


Queen Elizabeth was reportedly thrilled that the baby is confirmed to be a boy and has ordered that the baby be named George VII – after her father George VI.   Eventually, the baby will become King George VII of England.   But, Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles and Prince William will have to die first.  And there are rumors that Prince Charles is growing impatient waiting for his turn.


The Queen doesn’t plan on dying before her son (Charles) or grandson (William) and predicts that Kate’s baby boy will be the next monarch of England.  “I will outlast my son and grandson.  Count on it,” she reportedly told the Guardian.  “I got another thirty years in me.”
There’s one Royal who is not happy at all about the new addition to the Royal family.  Prince Harry is now a very long shot to become the King.   The fetus is ahead of him in the Royal Succession.  Even if Queen Elizabeth, Prince Charles and Prince William were all to die tomorrow – the fetus would be King, not Harry.  That’s not making him happy.


Royal Watchers are afraid that Prince Harry might head back to Vegas for another Royal Bender.

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