PINK SLUGS

A revolutionary new diet uses pink slugs found in New South Wales.  And the diet works!

High on the dew-dampened peak of Mount Kaputar, in New South Wales, Australia, there exists an alpine forest populated by organisms found nowhere else on the planet. There, in that isolated mountaintop ecosystem, is – a giant, fluorescent pink slug.

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And this pink slug has been found to help people lose weight.  “It’s a major discovery in the world of nutrition and weight loss,” said weight loss guru and diet expert, Dr. Sam Comito.

“This slug, this pink slug if used on food every day – will absolutely help anyone loss weight.  Guaranteed.  It’s truly a miracle,” said Dr.  Comito.

This man was eating pink slugs for only a month and he hit his weight loss target.

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Nutritionists and diet specialists are scrambling to include  pink slugs into their diets.  Weight Watchers has added it to their prepared meals:

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Giant pink slugs are about 7.8 inches, and are only found on top of Mount Kaputar, On a good morning, you can walk around and see thousands of them.  They are as bright pink as you can imagine, that’s how pink they are.

The pink slug industry just signed up a spokesperson:

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Pink slugs are a species of cannibal snail and they’re voracious little fellas.  They hunt around on the forest floor to pick up the slime trail of another snail, then hunt it down and gobble it up.

The pink slugs have evolved from lowland ancestors and have been isolated in an otherwise snail-hostile environment as conditions began to dry. 

Here’s a couple ladies who love their pink slug diet:

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So get some pink slugs – and drop the pounds!

7 thoughts on “PINK SLUGS”

  1. That is absolutely sad to kill these slugs for weight loss that is probably a phony. I have tried every diet out there, if you eat less and move around more you don't have to kill helpless lives. Jeesh

  2. Hi. The man who first discovered that this slug d(which is in fact NOT a carnivorous snail species (see it doesn’t have a shell!) did it so we would save them not eat them!. This slug was introduced into the world BECAUSE IT WAS AN ENDANGERED SPECIES!!! You CANNOT LOSE WEIGHT WITH A PINK SLUG! Go eat healthily and exercise to lose weight. Don’t go eating endangered species. You doctor person is a phoney. And Paris Hilton I liked you after your episode in Supernatural, now youve lost my respect again. Get your facts right! God!

  3. I've lost 10 kilos just looking at this advertisement. THe only problem is that now I j have cannibilistic cravings!!!! Help me!

  4. Can't we just leave nature alone? These slugs are endangered and were just recently discovered. This is a stupid post.

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