Following Sarah Palin’s emergence on the national stage, the blogosphere lit up with reports that Governor Palin does not actually hail from Wasilla, Alaska but from a planet known as Wazeela.
The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun, is known to be rich with fossil fuels that lie beneath snow-capped peaks.
Internet reports also cited the particularly short 5-month gestation period of Wazeela females as proof that Palin was, in fact, a Palien.
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"The tiny planet, which is located some 37,000 miles due east from the Sun…" There is no east from the Sun. East is measured from earth, and as we rotate around the Sun it would change if you considered there to be an east from the sun.
Her supporters who hail from Wazeela were in the audience chanting 'Drill Baby'. This is her long term energy plan. Drilling in the planet of Wazeela. Or moving the entire GOP to Wazeela and devour its recourses.
this is the craziest thing i've ever read?!
she's not an alien. she's definitely just McCain's
vice-pres pick. get over yourselves!
If you don't know we don't live east of the sun we live on the sun, stop this bothering.
I"m the leader of Wazeela and we never knew her on our planet. Sarah Palien is false and this is libelous. As Leader I declare this an unapproved article.
If you want to make fun of our "tiny" planet do as you wish but you will be sad because of your inspecable behavior, we shall petition of this because your being rude to our planet. Don't do it no more >:(, we might plan of this >:D
Sarah Palien will not be falsely accused because of our planet. It's obvioulsy out of hand. Now you may expect here to be taken by us but she wasn't. She wasn't good enough for us.
As long as she has her immigration papers in order I dont see any problem with that. She couldnt do worse than any of the humanoid Earthers running the planet right now. Its about time the US government became diverse enough to include females from other worlds.
What really gall the rest of the universe is the THE MISS UNIVERSE beauty pageant never has constestants from any planet but Earth. Earth people, guess what the universe doesnt revolve around YOU!
I could never stand Sarah Palin, but you know what? That alien looks like the one Hilary Clinton had some steamy nights with a couple years back. Wonder if there's a connection?
The only difference between Sarah Palien and a triple-crested Glomerant is the lack of rouge on the thorasic spore catapults. Otherwise she is totally sexy.
So that's where she gets thos Funky Monkey shoes!
What I want to know is, was she for, or against the bridge to Krypton?
True or not, she's still not ready to fill the shoes of the President. I mean, what if she has weird alien feet? Can't fill human shoes with alien feet, can you?
also, this means she's probably an illegal.
Scientology at it's Best !
I got "probed" by Sarah Palin. One night, last spring when I had just finished a case of Jack Daniels, She took me aboard her spacecraft and inserted all manner of extraterrestrial instrumentation into my every tender opening. Lord help me, I was half conscious when I heard her proclaim that the information gathered from my degradation would put planet Wazeela back on the intergalactic map. She then offered me a cold beverage and gave me cab fare home. Phew!!! It feels good to get that off my chest.
I, for one, welcome our new Wazeelian overlords and their classy Tina Fey glasses. I'd also like to point out that our current immigration laws do NOT cover immigration from other planets in our solar system. Coincidence? I submit to you that it is NOT. Good day, sirs!
WHO WAS PHONE?
palin sucks moose *****
I oft wondered about the big hairdo bun at the back of her head. Not hair at all, but just covers up her enlongated alien cranium. Thanks WWN!
I wonder if she eats small live companion animals like that chick from 'V'.
I for one think that if she IS a Palien then she should never have been allowed to enter those beauty competition things!
I mean I don't want to be seen as Palienist but surely there's a rule against that sort of thing?
I knew I'd seen her before and I just placed it. I was on a routine abduction and most of us were waiting quietly. Not Sarah, though. She took the unusual stance of outspoken "director" in the O.R. When it was my time for evaluation, Sarah was still shouting at the other abductees (such as: "you good for nothing breeders!" "I'll shoot you, I'll shoot you" and something unintelligible — tongues?) The aliens themselves were bewildered by her outbursts and left her alone to act it out until the procedures were finished. Hyped up lady, ready to take the reins even when she has no idea what is going on…never seen anything like it.
I knew it! She must be able to see Russia from Wazeela.
That's not to mention that anything a mere 37,000 miles from the sun would be instantly fried and would not have snow even if it didn't fry.
Well, her daughter is certainly not a "Palienanna", that's for sure!!
Gees nice next you will be posting pictures of President Obama and a Monkey saying he looks like a monkey……
Oh wait that would be disrespectful to your demonic messiah
I see the connection there! Creepy stuff, but the similarity is definitely there!
what's the difference between palin and an alie? I cant tell. they're both evil.
As a forensic pathologist, 7 of the 13 minor anatomical landmarks used in superdermal identification (visual with skin) are so far off that this alien and this governor cannot be related. Pick a better picture for comparison. Like one with obama and a turd.
Good God, can't you recoginize a satirical posting?
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Hohoho Sarah Palien? You folks make me snort! Peh who would think of such a person to reside on OUR planet? WE SHALL DECLARE WAR ON THIS PLANET OF EARTH! RAWR!
oh my god. this is so fake.
There has to be somebody here who is partially sane besides caleb.
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