11 HINTS YOU MIGHT BE DESCENDED FROM ALIENS
PARIS – Aliens interbred with our ancestors more than 8,000 years ago and their extraterrestrial features are still evident in humans today.
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8 U.S. SENATORS ARE ALIENS
ALIEN’S SHOCKING REVELATION ROCKS THE CAPIToL WASHINGTON, D.C. – P’Lod, a space alien, who stunned the world by revealing that five U.S. Senators were extraterrestrials in 2019 dropped another bombshell. … READ MORE
FEMALE SPACE ALIEN ACCUSES EX-GOVERNOR OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT
ALBANY, NY — A shapely female alien accused former NY Governor, Andrew Cuomo, of groping her breasts. And the bizarre incident nearly sparked an interstellar war! That is the mind-boggling … READ MORE
TEENAGE SPACE ALIENS ARE STEALING OUR GLACIERS FOR PARTY ICE!
THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it … READ MORE
RUSSIANS SHOOT DOWN UFO
GOOTANS TURN SOLDIERS INTO STONE! WASHINGTON — Soviet troops shot down a low-flying UFO in Siberia. But the aliens on board – Gootans – got their revenge by turning 23 … READ MORE
ASTEROID KZ1055 TO SLAM EARTH ON NOV. 18TH
BRAZIL VOWS TO DESTROY ASTEROID BEFORE IT HITS! The asteroid, designated KZ1055, will slam into Earth after passing by our moon. NASA says the asteroid is the size of an aircraft carrier, … READ MORE
“OHIO IS FOR LEADERS” CAMPAIGN BRINGS ALIENS TO BUCKEYE STATE!
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE
DID ALIENS PART THE RED SEA?
ANOTHER BIBLICAL MYSTERY SOLVED? Bible scholars and other researchers have speculated about everything from earthquakes and volcanic eruptions to passing comets. They’ve done this in an effort to provide a … READ MORE
ALIENS MAKING DEPOSITS IN OUR SPERM BANKS!
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE