ALIEN HEADHUNTERS GET THE GOOTANS!
MIAMI, FL – Through a Brazilian contact in Miami, Weekly World News received a tip …
Aliens
EARTH IS FLAT AND ROUND!
Astronomers announce a major discovery that will change how we all view the universe! SAN …
ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!
Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor …
ALIENS LAND IN CHINA
SANDOUPING, CHINA – Seven alien spaceships from Planet Gootan landed in this town near the …
THE LOWERCASE “E” IS A TINY ALIEN
American scientists reviewing a paper about a new species of spider discovered in Sweden were …
SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI!
Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began …
ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK!
WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the …
HILLARY BACK WITH ALIEN LOVER!
Hillary Clinton has reunited with her alien lover, P’Lod. The former First Lady is thrilled …
