ALBANY, NY — A shapely female alien accused former NY Governor, Andrew Cuomo, of groping her breasts. And the bizarre incident nearly sparked an interstellar war! That is the mind-boggling … READ MORE
THE REAL REASON FOR GLOBAL WARMING The cause of global warming – otherwise known as “climate change” – has been a source of great contention for years. Scientists attribute it … READ MORE
GOOTANS TURN SOLDIERS INTO STONE! WASHINGTON — Soviet troops shot down a low-flying UFO in Siberia. But the aliens on board – Gootans – got their revenge by turning 23 … READ MORE
BRAZIL VOWS TO DESTROY ASTEROID BEFORE IT HITS! The asteroid, designated KZ1055, will slam into Earth after passing by our moon. NASA says the asteroid is the size of an aircraft carrier, … READ MORE
Governor: “From the Wright Brothers To P’Lod, Ohio is First in Flight!” Ohio’s new economic ad campaign “Ohio is for Leaders” has achieved universal acclaim. It has brought aliens to … READ MORE
ANOTHER BIBLICAL MYSTERY SOLVED? Bible scholars and other researchers have speculated about everything from earthquakes and volcanic eruptions to passing comets. They’ve done this in an effort to provide a … READ MORE
BONN, GERMANY — Cagey Gootans are making donations to hundreds of unsuspecting sperm banks here on Earth. It’s a sinister scheme to conquer our planet without ever firing a shot! … READ MORE
10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOU HAVE AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL IN YOUR HOME Many top scientists believe that aliens live secretly among us. The sneaking intergalactic travelers often pose as our … READ MORE
PIERRE, S.D. — Orthodontist Gerry Cawley was in a deep sleeping when he was startled awakened by a rumbling. “My house started to shake,” said Cawley. “There were intense, bright … READ MORE
