JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH

A Colgate College historian has identified a faded, fourth-century scrap of papyrus he calls “Jesus’s Wife’s Diary.” One line of the torn fragment of text purportedly reads: “Jesus said to them, ‘My wife is beautiful.'”
The finding was announced to the public by Jenny Bracken a historian of early Christianity, author of several books about new Gospel discoveries and the Hollis professor of divinity at Colgate Divinity School. Bracken  first examined the privately owned fragment in 2011, and has since been studying it with the help of a small group of scholars.
The parchment also described Jesus’s wife and… after artists made a drawing of the woman as described, the wife looked exactly like Oprah Winfrey.  “They could be twins,”  Bracken said.

According to the Buffalo Tribune, Bracken and her collaborators have concluded that the business card-size fragment is not a forgery, and she is presenting the discovery today at a meeting of International Congress of Coptic Studies in Rome.

The fragment, written in Coptic, the language of a group of early Christians in Egypt, has an unknown provenance, and its owner has opted to remain anonymous. Questions about the fragment abound, but scholars say it will nonetheless reignite several old debates: Was Jesus married? If so, is Oprah the first wife reincarnated?
Bracken has cautioned that the new discovery should not be taken as proof that Jesus had premarital sex. Jesus met “Oprah”, fell in love, got married and THEN had sex.
“This fragment suggests that Jesus was married,” Bracken said. “There was, we already know, a controversy in the second century over whether Jesus was married, caught up with a debate about whether Christians should marry and have sex.  Obviously, Christians decided to have sex.”
The Pope was thrilled to learn of the news, thought someone said, “Jacob needs a knife”  instead of “Jesus had a wife.”  Either way, he was a happy pontiff:

Oprah was not available for comment, but she did tell WWN that she always felt she was Jesus’s wife.  “I feel holy.  I am holy.   May the Lord be with you.”

13 thoughts on “JESUS HAD A WIFE: SHE LOOKED LIKE OPRAH”

  1. dont be stupid guyz u all playing against the truth and reality plzzzzzzzzzzzzz dont suffer in the hell ……….. jesus didnt have any wife ………………………… plz dont get urself fool ………………. praise the lord

  2. Did Jesus have a first brother who was so alike himself, and this first son of Mary really had all the important facts concerning starting such Christian revolution? I think quite possible. Possibly they hated each other later.
    Jesus having a wife means nothing, it's what examples were set in terms of sex exploring situations – no more bull games to use girls freely; Personal education in spirit as a priority – this then promoted sexual superiority in the hows… Fear set in – this lead to Rome as an exucse to PICK UP later, right?
    What big deal do Christians have about a Messiah that knew nothing about sex at large and marriage reality and even experience, as a necessity to palce faith? Quite naive on the people's part!
    Christians fail to understand how the spirit side of life is not an up and own time and place direction, it's privatisation examininations of where humans are at generally from within firstly after dead. How's that? How do I know this? Seek hard enough and you shall find!

  3. What the Gnostic writings has to do with the true gospel of salvation? Through history many people had and still tried to strip Jesus of His deity.The marriage is taken to be proof that He was not God in the flesh,but only a mortal man.Lies sell very well but the truth always prevails and anything based on a lie is a lie.The Holy blood Holy grail pretend that Jesus escaped death on the cross and married Mary Magdalene.Then da vinci code pretend a secret marriage between Jesus and Mary Magdalene and the real blood of the grail is inside Mary based on the painting of the last supper by leonardo da vinci.Now a scholar has a writing words on a papyrus about Jesus wife and titled that papyrus in the shape of a credit card,a gospel! In the above fake stories there is a very dangerous and deceiving lie about the real blood and the wife.The truth is that REAL and HOLY blood is on Jesus' forehead and not in the womb of Mary Magdalene or any other woman.This is revealed by souheil bayoud in the true story the coin of the temple.As for the wife,the impossibility of the marriage of Jesus is like the physical resurrection which cannot be seen by the blinds and is not and will not be revealed to opponents to Orthodox Christianity and the Church.

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