2009 - Weekly World News

END OF THE WORLD PREDICTIONS

December 31, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

The End of the World may be coming, and Weekly World News knows what you need to look out for!

December 30, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

CHATTANOOGA, TN – A husband-wife team of shoplifters at a Tennessee Walmart tried desperately to get out of their arrest!

December 30, 2009 by Marge Floori

DENVER, CO – A woman and her just-born son both suddenly came back to life on Christmas Eve!

December 30, 2009 by Charlie Hopkins

Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.

June 15, 2021December 30, 2009 by Maleeka Spriggs

ADELAIDE – The man who won the “Best Job in the World” was almost killed by a lethal jellyfish!

December 30, 2009 by Ed Anger

I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!

December 29, 2009 by Allie Pruitt

A black and white pair of co-workers have discovered that HP tracking cams do not see black faces!

December 29, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.

December 29, 2009 by Marge Floori

NASHVILLE, TN – You can get into Heaven no matter how many mistakes you’ve made in life, by following a simple 12-step plan!

December 29, 2009 by Dallas Commagreens

NEW YORK, NY – The world will be seeing a blue moon this New Year’s Eve!