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Year: 2009
WALMART SHOPLIFTERS
CHATTANOOGA, TN – A husband-wife team of shoplifters at a Tennessee Walmart tried desperately to get out of their arrest!
CHRISTMAS MIRACLE BABY
DENVER, CO – A woman and her just-born son both suddenly came back to life on Christmas Eve!
2009 IN REVIEW
Greetings sentients! It is I, your humble ambassador for the edification on all things epicurean, Mygar. Today I shall be providing a Year in Review.
IRUKANDJI JELLYFISH
ADELAIDE – The man who won the “Best Job in the World” was almost killed by a lethal jellyfish!
HP WEBCAM RACIST
A black and white pair of co-workers have discovered that HP tracking cams do not see black faces!
NEW AIRLINE RESTRICTIONS
WASHINGTON, DC – New airline restrictions will soon be taking effect. Weekly World News has acquired a list of what to expect.
12 STEPS TO GET INTO HEAVEN
NASHVILLE, TN – You can get into Heaven no matter how many mistakes you’ve made in life, by following a simple 12-step plan!