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MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED WITH ELVIS

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ARTESIA, NM – Weekly World News exclusive: Michael Jackson has been spotted in a diner with Elvis!
At roughly 3am last night patrons at a diner outside Artesia, New Mexico, saw what was undeniably Michael Jackson dining with Elvis Presley.  The two arrived just before 3 at The Sunshine Diner on 285.
Wait staff say that Elvis arrived first, quietly taking a booth near the window.  Minutes later Michael Jackson entered the sleepy diner, strutting to the booth where Elvis was seated.  Elvis could be seen rolling his eyes even behind his massive sunglasses.
The two quietly dined for just under an hour, attracting minimal attention from the other patrons.  They ordered the pancake special (cherry) and an egg white omelet respectively.  Jackson would pull his hat down over his face whenever anyone passed by, only attracting more attention, until a clearly annoyed Elvis made him stop.
The two appeared to be very happy to see each other and spoke pleasantly for the majority of their time in the small town diner.  After a slice of sweet potato pie and a fruit cup the two began collecting their things, leaving a tip of 20%.  A faithful Weekly World News reader sent in this photo, taken as they were paying at the counter.
When they left, a brief good-bye was seen by a waitress named Estelle Roche.  After a quick hug Elvis got into a ’75 Cadillac that only started after three tries.  Once he had pulled out Michael Jackson pointed his hand into the sky, and in a flash of light he disappeared.  A shooting star crossed the early morning sky heading north-west.
The photo and eyewitness accounts only further fuel the theory that Jackson staged his own death. Weekly World News will continue to investigate.

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86 thoughts on “MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED WITH ELVIS”

  1. No seriously that pic is a FAKE i mean its like so obvious! Come on u guyz can do better than that n if they were/are alive it would b awesome:)

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    • ITS SO REDICULOUS MICHEAL JACKSON HIDDING OUT WITH ELVIS AND THEM HAVING DINNER TOGETHER ELVIS NEVER LIKED MICHEAL JACKSON AND WHY DIDNT LISA MARIA HAVE CHILDREN WITH MJ WHY IS COS ELVIS IS ALIVE AND DINT ALLOW IF ELVIS WAS DEAD THEN HE WOULDNT OF KNOWN WOULD HE

  2. Paying at the counter? It looks more like Elvis is rolling a joint at the counter! No wonder Michael looks like he's laughing!

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  3. Hehe Jeez I love this site and the Weekly World News. You've been making me smile and giving me an escape from the mundane for more years than I care to remember. Keep the stories coming. I can't get enough.

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    • Totally Fred!! It's just a bathroom rag mag turned electronic…don't know why some people have no sense of humor…they don't understand that this is sort of a 'live' MAD magazine – Don't know if they even ever watched MAD but it really does have the same kind of story lines designed to make us forget the ugliness of the economy, being modern day slaves to our 2 jobs that pay less and less every day, don't give us benefits, etc…it's better to laugh and look at the bright side, whoop it up while we can, life ain't gettin' any longer and doesn't look to get any better than it is right now I reckon, so we should all party on and if that includes Elvis and MJ, so be it ha ha.

  4. HAHAH Realy guy???? Clearly this is photo shop…Has getting stories become that difficult that you have to make things up to this degree? Wow people really are low…

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  5. hey TjH, are you really that stupid? Of course it's not real. That's the friggin point! This mag/website is all about escapism and satire. It's supposed to give us something to smile about and lighten up our day, NOT be taken seriously. Or don't you recognise satire when you see it? Do you still think pro wrestling is real?

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  6. Elvis is very much alive. He visits my town every September. Stays at the same hotel for three nights and heads off on a motorcycle. Jacko's death is a hoax he designed to get him out of the limelight and to enable hime to live his life in peace, free from the media. John Lennons death was another master hoax. All of these guys are hanging out together now in an undercover world.

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  7. hey, it's better than in the old days of the WWN newspaper when they would actually cut photos apart with scissors and paste them back together, or when the "actual unretouched photos" were SOOOOO obviously pen and ink drawings. I've loved the Weekly World News for quite a few years now, and they just keep getting better!

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  8. This is the kind of story that makes me love the Weekly World News. God Bless you all. I thought it was poignantly hillarious.

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  9. It seems that Elvis is happy with his "idea of the death", Looking at his fingers by counting how much he had cheaten of people, while Michael, very cool said to Elvis: "I didn't be tired so much, I had your example ready to play…"…LOL

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  10. OK. Except for the VERY few who seem to get it, you're all morons who wouldn't know satire if it bled to death on your front lawn. You should know that any magazine that features stories about Bat Boy and Manigator ( I love them btw) isn't going to print REAL stories about any celebrity. If you're that thin skinned and such easily offended wimps, then go read People or The Star to get your watered down fluff fix. Leave the WWN to those of us who understand humor and don't go crying WAAH WAAH about everything that doesn't fit into our safe, little shallow and boring view of life and the world. If you're that stupid then I wash my hands of the lot of you.

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  11. This is so pathetic and disrespectful. Why don't you just let Michael and Elvis rest in peace? They are probably in Heaven right now laughing at you guys for being such losers. Let them rest in peace!

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    • Michael Jackson was a child molesting mutant and Elvis was a drug-addled violence freak. I don't know where they are now, but I seriously doubt it's Heaven.

  12. HAHAHAH nots dead of course its so Fking obvious all the news and the mass media info said it no literally but u can tell its kind a subliminal news or something and people cant leave him alone because they are so Fking ignorant and they cant get a life of their own

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  13. Neither Elvis or Michael would have left the children they idolized unless they had no choice in the matter because of death. I ts a shame they died to early, but they left usm a piece of themselves in their music, and we should be greatful. RIP Elvis and Michael

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  14. try to find real evidence that will convince us…if michael is alive!if he is dead i am really sorry about you and i hope god shows some mercy to you and forgive you when you die…
    you have to be ashamed of that………….PLEASE…………show some respect to this man……….
    he was sth that you are not……….HE IS/WAS A REAL HUMAN WITH A REAL HEART……….
    you are sth with a fake heart and you do not deserve anything………..
    ask to be forgivven……….and apologise……………….
    MICHAEL I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART AND I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU……I PROMISE MY FRIEND…………..

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  15. @moonrunner
    i agree with u… but don't u see? this comment part in this website is also fun to read… i mean… don't take those comments seriously too :))

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  16. They were also seen together a few miles down the road eating peanut butter and banana sandwiches with a pound or so of bacon in a secluded bungalow by dedicated groupies who followed Elvis home.
    Looking over the hedge and through the open window they saw the scuffle which broke out after Elvis had expended all of his ammunition into the Tv because a Jerry Lee Lewis biography came on to CMT.
    Michael, oblivious to all the gunfire, had been moon walking all around the room wearing one glove while screaching "just beat it", which, according to the argument that broke out, reminded Elvis that Michael had been tapping his daughter. Leaping into a Tae Kwon Do horse stance, Elvis proceeded to strike Michael with combination jump right leg spinning back kick / spinning left leg roundhouse kick one two to the face.
    However, this was the fat Elvis and he got tangled up in his cape and fell to the floor clutching his knee and yelling for Red.
    Michael got his bottle of roofies and fed some to Elvis.
    Cackling "Tee hee", Michael was last seen picking up a Tickle Me Elmo beddie – bye story book just before he closed the drapes and locked the door.

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  17. Is John Lennon mad at Michael about the Beatles catalog too? Is Elvis mad that Michael divorced his daughter. These three hanging out togeather may not be good, not good at all.

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  18. when you guys come out with this kind of bs you put the credibility of your whole mag at risk…cut the crap, Estelle Roche NEVER worked the night shift.

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  19. I knew Michael was still alive. He was at my local swap meet about two weeks ago. Before I could say any thing to him he ran away into the crowd. Michael come back ! the world still needs you !

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  20. I blieve Michael is still alive, but this photo is clearly a Photoshop creation… This is not our beloved Michael these days, he looks different than in this picture.
    And please, stop calling Michael a Jack*, he is Jackson.

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  21. I know this… the photo has been EDITED. Elvis Presley dead 20 years ago and Michael Jackson is dead 7 months ago. But how Michael escaped from his funeral if he's still alive? Thats not true. And Elvis hand look young, his hand must be old. OPEN YOURE EYES WORLD!! DONT YA SEE THAT MICHAEL AND ELVIS PICTURE LIKE BEEN EDITED???!! AND IF THEY DONT WANNA BE SPOTTED, THEY MUST BE GENIUS TO NOT WEAR THEIR LOCAL CLOTHES!!! Look at Michael, he's wearing his local clothes that he always used and Elvis clothes is like he's going on his own CONCERT!. His hair is ssooo unique, its 20 years ago and his hair should be long and longer… if he cut his hair, the hairdresser must be dead seen him alive though. hahaha… The Editor is not BRILLIANT..

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  22. Hey moonrunner, for some of us MJ is really important and honestly this is not funny or entertaining. It's a whole bunch of bullcrap so if you people that think this is funny are stupid enough to laugh about it and unsensitive enough to have fun with it guess what???
    go to HELL……..

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  23. welll on thing 4 sure is tht if he was alive tht would be fantastic…………………..and moonrunner i DONT care wat u say i know its photoshop ppl make up stuff…..and it can be entertaining tooo……..

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  24. let the poor man rest in peace bad enough they made his life misrable when he was alive talking about him now that hes dead let him rest in peace my god people are cruel god forgive yous.

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  25. Did Reginald Cunningham III just post this article or is he the creator of this story? Whatever the case may be, the fact is there is no evidence__just someone's empty words. As for evidence on the existance of u.f.o.'s, there is NO debate__they exist. They have been photographed , videotaped and countless of witnesses have testified having seen them…including former military personel, air traffic controllers, astronauts, police officers, etc.
    It's not a question if they exist…the four main questions are what are they, where do they originate, who pilots them and what is their agenda? The evidence they exist is overwhelming.
    As for the evidence whether Michael Jackson or Elvis Presley is still alive__that has yet to be proven without a doubt.

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  26. look it up on youtube, its true. he faked his death…just look up michael jackson death and you can be the judge for yourself….he was at his own funeral, dressed as a blonde woman

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  27. believe it…he had to get away…i dont blame him…many fake there deaths and i do believe hes live..more and more evidance proves it….mj thank you for your great music dance moves, and your wisdom… you are the greatest…we will always love you…..one day prove to us you are still with us….god bless

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