ZOMBIE BULLETS

After the rash of cannibal and zombie attacks in recent weeks, Americans are buying up Zombie Bullets at a fast pace.
They’re flying off the shelves – Americans are eating them up!
The largest independent producer of bullets in the world says their Zombie Max ammunition is in response to the flesh-eating crimes – and these bullets are the ONLY way to stop Zombies.

Hornady Manufacturing Company, an American maker of ammunition and hand-loading components has decided to cash in on current zombie terror.
Zombie Bullets are designed for those who want to be ready and fully-equipped for what the company the Zombie Apocalypse, which experts agree will occur by the end of 2012.

Zombie ammunition is the number one search term on the Internet, with many people panicked about what will happen at the end of 2012.
The Center for Disease Control has denied that there will be a Zombie Apocalypse, but many don’t trust the government.
“There are zombies in the government.  And those zombies are the ones saying that we don’t have to worry about the Zombie Apocalypse,” said Jeb Stuart of Selma, Alabama.  “We’re going to be ready down here.  I got me enough bullets to kill three thousand zombies. And I’m going to do it.”

Hornandy say their bullets are sure to kill for good.
“Be PREPARED – supply yourself for the Zombie Apocalypse with Zombie Max ammunition  Loaded with PROVEN Z-Max bullets… MAKE DEAD PERMANENT!” – says the advertisement on the company’s website.
Company spokesman Jackson Dungan  told WWJ Newsradio: “We created the definitive bullet that will eliminate a Zombie in one shot.”
Interested citizens are going to have to buy a zombie gun for their zombie bullets, and WWN is looking for a good manufacturer to recommend to readers.

7 thoughts on “ZOMBIE BULLETS”

  1. I know and my room mate is actually a close friend of The Miami Zombie victim Robert ”Papa”Poppo..
    after seeing the Florida Zombie Prank Video I contacted the producer to assure him that if Papa could see that video he would ROFL.
    you can see me interview Papa”s friend and former drinking buddy at,my YouTube channel and get ready because I am awaiting a call of clearance from Jackson memorial to visit Robert ”Papa” Poppo who I used to feed here in New Orleans.
    Interview can be seen on my YouTube channel ” AmericaUndercover

  2. I'm from here in Texas where guns is like a second language to us. I will tell ya'll what, I have enough zombie Bullets for 5,000 zombies, 3,000 Freddie Kruegers and 1500 Jason Voorhees'. Seriosly people? Get a life, my goodness. There is not going to be a Zombie Apocolypse. Somebody made it up and now Ammunition makers are cashing in on the Weak, feeble minded morons in this country. Even worse is that you get some Redneck hick idiot, that buys stock in it, because he has more money than sense, and then wants to argue about how the Zombie Apocolypse is gonna happen because they believe everything they read on the internet. These are also the same dweebs, that think that the government is hiding aliens and spaceships at Area 51, and dress up like aliens to let the Aliens know that they are the good guys. When really all they are showing is lack of brain power and the things that are wrong with this country. We let stupid people have kids. Plain and Simple. Now, on that note, gotta go buy me some more Zombie rounds to waste money I dont have on bullets that probably wouldnt kill a Turkey. Peace out Zombie dorks.

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