ED ANGER: "GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!"

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I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone! Obama still hasn’t bought me a new TV, dammit.
Like I said last week, I had to go out and buy a new plasmatic television when the government switched us all over to some newfangled signal – and because the Teleprompter Kid is on TV so much, now his face is burned into my screen.
Not that there’s that much to watch on TV anyhow. Those old six o’clock news say their lowest ratings ever are on account of this TV signal switchover or something, but that’s hogwash.
We all know why nobody watches CBS evening news: Katie Couric is no Walter Cronkite (not that he was anything more than a Communist agent himself – you can look it up.)
Katie Couric is like trying to watch Lambchop the puppet read the news.
I think the doctors left something up her butt when they did that colonoscopy show a few years back, cuz Katie always looks pretty uncomfortable doing that big job. I keep expecting her to try to sell me some Girl Scout Cookies…
Meanwhile one of the other big stations is doing a show from the White House, about how great it will be when the post office and the DMV take over the hospitals.
No wonder nobody watches the nightly news anymore. If the Mainstream Media was any more in Obama’s pocket, it could scratch his butt when it itches!

I’m madder than Dan Rather with a busted microphone!

Obama still hasn’t bought me a new tv, dammit. Like I said last week, I had to go out and buy a new plasmatic television when the government switched us all over to some newfangled signal – and because the Teleprompter Kid is on tv so much, now his face is burned into my screen.

Not that there’s that much to watch on tv anyhow. Those old six o’clock news say their lowest ratings ever are on account of this tv signal switchover or something, but that’s hogwash.

We all know why nobody watches CBS evening news: Katie Couric is no Walter Cronkite (not that he was anything more than a Communist agent himself – you can look it up.)

Katie Couric is like trying to watch Lambchop the puppet read the news.

I think the doctors left something up her butt when they did that colonoscopy show a few years back, cuz Katie always looks pretty uncomfortable doing that big job. I keep expecting her to try to sell me some Girl Scout Cookies…

Meanwhile one of the other big stations is doing a show from the White House, about how great it will be when the post office and the DMV take over the hospitals.

No wonder nobody watches the nightly news anymore. If the Mainstream Media was any more in Obama’s pocket, it could scratch his butt when it itches!

4 thoughts on “ED ANGER: "GOOD RIDDANCE, EVENING NEWS!"”

  1. So right you are Ed. It seems with every passing day Mr. Obama is in the White House, the Unted States draws closer and closer to Socialism. It seems now the United States of Socialist America will have their own news program.

  2. " about how great it will be when the post office and the DMV take over the hospitals."
    Finally, SOMEONE said it. Thank you for this. Never thought I'd be agreeing so wholeheartedly with Weekly World News. Maybe there is something to that sasquatch stuff…

  3. This is exactly what the the companies that build tvs want-government subsidizes production. But hey it will boost the economy-somewhat. The problem is, most of the money will end up in the hands of people who won't spend it.
    But actually if everything does switch over to digital HD signals, quality could go up, but not nessasarily…
    Anyway, be ready for TV prices to rise: For the companies that produce TVs, they have just hit the jackpot of high demand. And their CEO's will take advantage of it or be fired, in all probability.

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