VATICAN CITY –  Pope Benedict XVI has exonerated the Jews for killing Jesus.  They had nothing to do with the death of Jesus Christ.  Aliens did it!
Pope Benedict XVI has made a sweeping exoneration of the Jewish people for the death of Jesus Christ, tackling one of the most controversial issues in Christianity.
In “Jesus of Nazareth-Part II” excerpts released Wednesday, Benedict explains biblically and theologically why there is no basis in Scripture for the argument that the Jewish people as a whole were responsible for Jesus’ death.

Interpretations to the contrary have been used for centuries to justify the persecution of Jews. While the Catholic Church has for five decades taught that Jews weren’t collectively responsible, Jewish scholars said Wednesday the argument laid out by the German-born pontiff, who has had his share of mishaps with Jews, was a landmark statement from a pope that would help fight anti-Semitism today.
“Holocaust survivors know only too well how the centuries-long charge of ‘Christ killer’ against the Jews created a poisonous climate of hate that was the foundation of anti-Semitic persecution whose ultimate expression was realized in the Holocaust,” said Elan Steinberg of the American Gathering of Holocaust Survivors and their Descendants.
The pope’s book, he said, not only confirms church teaching refuting the deicide charge “but seals it for a new generation of Catholics.”
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu thanked Pope Benedict XVI on Thursday for statements in a forthcoming book exonerating the Jews of responsibility for the death of Jesus Christ.
“I commend you for forcefully rejecting, in your recent book, a false charge that has been a foundation for the hatred of the Jewish people for many centuries,” Netanyahu wrote to the pontiff in a letter, a copy of which was released by his office.
“My fervent hope is that your clarity and courage will strengthen the relations between Jews and Christians throughout the world and help promote peace and reconciliation for generations to come,” the letter added.
So, if the Jews didn’t kill Jesus, who did?
“Jesus Christ was killed by sinners and aliens!”  Pope Benedict XVI told a shocked crowd in St. Peter’s Basilica.  “I believe that aliens from Planet Zeeba came down to earth and they are responsible for the crucifixion.”
Aliens were stunned to learn that they are being blamed.  They are meeting now to discuss how to respond.

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11 thoughts on “POPE: JEWS DID NOT KILL JESUS”

  1. I think the Pope either had a head injury or is smoking something. Aliens had nothing to do with Jesus's death. I think the Jewish church at that time, not Jews as a whole, was responible for his death.

  2. Matthew 27
    But the chief priests and elders persuaded the multitude that they should ask Barabbas, and destroy Jesus. The governor answered and said unto them, Whether of the twain will ye that I release unto you? They said, Barabbas. Pilate saith unto them, What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ? They all say unto him, Let him be crucified.
    And the governor said, Why, what evil hath he done? But they cried out the more, saying, Let him be crucified. When Pilate saw that he could prevail nothing, but that rather a tumult was made, he took water, and washed his hands before the multitude, saying, I am innocent of the blood of this just person: see ye to it. Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.
    "God forbid: yea, let God be true, but every man a liar; as it is written, That thou mightest be justified in thy sayings, and mightest overcome when thou art judged." – Romans 3:4 – Thus says the LORD GOD / The Lord JESUS CHRIST!

  3. The only religion so far that has nothing shameful to hide behind is Buddhism.
    I am roman catholic myself, but in no way believe in god or in any other religion. Only thing i feel strongly about is Karma.
    By the way, the reason why jews start talking about how many people of their own were killed in WW2, was because of the actual reason why most of europe & canada took part to fight against the nazi's. America only intervened because the Japs attacked Pearl Harbor.
    The holocaust was devastating, nearly a huge dramatic genocide of people were wiped clean.

  4. Exonerated means excused, exculpated, and released or set free. The Jews were exonerated by the Venerable, the Benedict XVI. The Benedict Pope released the burden and excused them and set them free from the burden and the sins of the past.

  5. Yes, the Jews killed Jesus Christ. If you deny this, your position must be removed and send you home and be just like a common people.


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