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10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN

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Many people work side by side with space aliens who look human – but you can spot these visitors by looking for certain tip-offs.

Experts have listed 10 signs to watch for:

1. Weird or mismatched clothes. “Often aliens don’t fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or sneakers,” noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator and author.

2. Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Aliens might eat french fries with a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the experts say.

3. Bizarre sense of humor. Aliens who don’t understand earthly humor may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes that no one understands, said Steiger.

4. Takes frequent sick days. An alien mightneed extra time off to “rejuvenate its energy,” said Dr. Thomas Easton, a theoretical biologist and futurist.

5. Keeps a hand-written or online diary. “Aliens are constantly gathering information,” Steiger said.

6. Misuses everyday items. “An alien may use white-out to paint its nails,” said Steiger.

7. Constant questions about customs of co-workers. Aliens who are trying to learn about our Earth culture may ask questions that seem to be stupid, Dr. Easton said. “For example, a co-worker may ask why so many Americans picnic on the Fourth of July,” noted Steiger.

8. Secretive about personal life-style and home. “An alien won’t discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends,” said Steiger.

9. Frequently talks to himself. “A space alien may not be used to speaking as we do, so an alien may practice speaking when it thinks it’s alone,” Steiger noted.

10. Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near high-tech hardware. “An alien may experience a mood change when a microwave is turned on,” said Steiger.

    The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not all of these traits before you can positively identify him or her as a space alien.

    Have you ever discovered one?

    [Image courtesy of FreakingNews.com]

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    16 thoughts on “10 SIGNS YOUR CO-WORKER IS AN ALIEN”

    1. I have been a devoted WWN reader for over 25 years and agree that it is the only news I can really trust! I remember reading this article or a very similar one in the WWN in 1984! We used it to identify suspect alien co-workers at the time. I see that the fundamental principles of alien detection have not changed. Keep up the good work!

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    3. What do you do if you read this and realize you may be an alien yourself? Is it possible to be an alien with amnesia? Tell me what you guys think.
      1) I love raver style wide legged jeans (kikwear, jnco, etc.) with any other mix or match of shirts, shoes or accessories.
      2) I have an insatiable need for ibuprofen and allergy meds.
      3) I laughed while watching the Titanic movie (even though I noticed all the other women were crying) I specially thought it was funny when the ship broke in half and that one guy fell and bounced off the propeller…LMAO
      4) I call off work as often as I possible can get away with.
      5) I keep a note book journal daily at work (which I seriously thought was just to keep track of deadlines, materials, etc… I am a graphic designer)
      6) I have been known to use a large wrench or any other heavy object as a hammering device, nail polish in the place of paint, my teeth to open a bottle, etc…
      7) The only thing coming to mind at the moment is "why are people so stupid?"
      8) Why do you want to know what I do in my home?
      9) I have to admit I have been known to talk to myself on occasion.
      10) I do occasionally feel compelled to watch the food in the microwave as it changes in shape or form. I specially love watching eggs scrambled in a bowl.

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    4. A lot of these "alien traits" suggest an introverted personality, and as an inrtovert I am insulted; aliens don't live on the earth. Honestly some people just need to take off the tinfoil helmet and live the short lives we are blessed with in a constuctive and positive manner.

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    5. These "signs" could unambiguously be received as sordid. Are you certain eliciting displeasure from a kind with technology the homo sapien cerebration could never aspire to comprehend is perspicacious? You are execrating yourselves by composing articles tantamount to this…

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    6. My research of my alien coworker has gleened a few other facts. Look for an obsession of certain objects, such as Sketcher shoes, and a complete lack of knowledge of how much food should be placed in the mouth in a single bite. Aliens frequently display hamster cheeks and annoying eating noise.

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