Monstrously obese, former comedian Louie Anderson has found a new way to lose weight, which landed him in The Desert Springs Hospital in Las Vegas.
Anderson is a regular customer at the infamous Heart Attack Grill, on Freemont Street, where patrons over 350 pounds eat free. Anderson was between meals, and was famished, so he ordered his long-time nurse Abie Geisberg fight traffic on Las Vegas Blvd, so that he could graze on a twenty pound cheeseburger.
After eating three pounds, Anderson’s stomach began shaking violently. The ground began to tremble under his chair and restaurant patrons started running out the door in fright. Anderson’s stomach began to rip open and fragments of hundreds of pounds of food and waste began to cover the table, the patrons, and walls of the restaurant.
Nurse Geisberg tried to hold Anderson’s stomach together, but was covered instead with chunks of unchewed meat, fish bones, cow intestines, and mutton. ” I told him not to put extra onions on his burger,” Geisberg told WWN, “he must have tried to pass gas and something took a wrong turn in his intestinal tract.”
The shaken customers who got part of the food shrapnel were taken to the Trauma Unit of County Hospital where they were treated for minor cuts and lacerations. Trauma counselors are on hand for all survivors.
Anderson underwent five hours of intensive surgery where his entrails were sewn together with tension cables, used in building and supporting bridges. Anderson is thankful that there were no casualties, “next time I eat a twenty pound cheeseburger, I’ll make sure I take a dump before I go.”
Anderson, who is expected to make a full recovery, can be seen on reruns of The Family Feud on The Game Show Network.
44 thoughts on “FAT COMIC HAS NEW WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!”
I thought Louie died a couple of years ago. I remember he had an award-winning cartoon series as well.
He's a very sick man and can barely walk now. He doesn't seem to care as he shovels thousands of calories into his mouth every day.
He's a very sick man and can barely walk now. He doesn't seem to care and just spends his days eating.
I just checked, Louie is still alive. Guess I was thinking of John Candy instead.
This is really really gross, visualizing this was a good idea at all. I was hungry but now I don't want to eat anything else today….lol
I am a very sad individual. I posted this cause I have no life and no friends.
Wow this is the first time I've found such a comic. Will he lose his income if he try to lose weight??? But he definitely should;
He should definitely try to loose weight if he needs to live long! He will suffer from various diseases because of his current condition otherwise.
That'll be tough. Louie Anderson is one of USA's funniest actors, i like his work.
How can he come up with its weight?Thanks for this update.
That grill would be my long island dietician's worst nightmare. I think she'd go nuts seeing all that obesity.
The heart attack grill is a disgrace. Can't believe that place is still open. Guy really needs to get on a real weight loss plan, for his health.
Is he really this fat or is it morphed? lol..
wow i first time found this information.
This was actually a scary read…
It's actually a scene from Monty Python sketch.
Be cool, Be slim
Eating like that is like playing with sticks of dynamite. Sooner or later, you're in a pine box (usually sooner).
Good luck to him with that!!!!
Sounds fairly gruesome.
LOL, I actually thought that was a real story there for a min. Although I wouldn't put it past him to slam down a 20 pound cheeze burger!
Those pictures are hillarious
I hate to see anyone go through this. He looks like he's gained so much weight.
I agree. He needs to try to manage his weight. Fat Burning
this is a intresting blog thanks for taking your time writing this.
He needs surgery and psychological help to lose weight……. he can do it if he wants it bad enough.
I've heart of heart attract type of restaurant like this and people can actually get sick from eating too much fat or too much whatever that is not good for the body.
The Truth About Fat Loss Just to make issues clear in the examples of this My Magic Formula when I say "eating less" what I seriously mean is eating the right portions per meal. Studies show that consuming numerous times a day and actually speeds up the metabolism and aids burn unwanted fat and shed fat more quickly than classic diets, if you eat the right portions are. If you consume five times a day with breakfast being your largest meal and all other meals of equal portions you can speed up weight loss by speeding up your metabolism. Tradition tells us that diet program is three occasions a day what most men and women are accustomed, but that could be undesirable for you if you try to shed body weight. Your physique retailers unwanted fat when it goes with out meals for longer periods of time among meals due to the fact it is preparing to go devoid of food, therefore storing excess fat for energy.
It's a Very informative article, Health is wealth but over healthy is cures. By read out this article I think that you are a very professional in weight loss. I really like your new plan of weight loss and hopes it will be helpful for reducing weight. I'll discuss about your plan with my friends and relatives so that they can able to get benefits from your plan.
Is this story real or what? I read some one said its not. What's happening here?
Is this some kind of joke or something? I feel sorry for that guy.
Remédio Para Emagrecer
Something doesn't seem too legit about this article… however it does touch on an issue of epidemic proportions (no pun intended)… Weight loss/fat loss is a multi billion dollar business and unfortunately too many of the players are just in it to launch the next latest fad diet or fitness regime to rake in from disheartened and sincere people looking to make a real difference in their life. Every person's body is different, including metabolism and how it processes food/calories. As well each person has a different lifestyle involving activity levels as well as stress levels which all play a part in our overall health and wellness. On top of this in order for any new type of diet or nutrition plan to stick it needs to be customized to the individual to the point where it is sustainable for the long haul… Sure there are certain basic and fundamentals that apply to most people in general but there is no such thing as a one size fits all diet or nutrition plan. Those of us who truly are trying to help the masses trying to lose some pounds will serve them best to begin custom fitting health and wellness plans one at a time for each and every individual.
I am a fat man. Long time i am trying to get a best discussion about weight loss which discussion will be most useful to me as well. After reading out your content it will be most important for me…..Thanks!!!!
Hey, that's really an interesting weight loss plan
Thanks ! Weight loss with African Mango Plus. Beware of counterfeit product of African Mango Plus.
Certainly I'll be back, http://www.emagrecer-rapidamente.com is also a nice website.
Most of the fat people face various problem. Not only very fat people but also it is so much important to the people who want to control his/her weight. Most of the people try to control their diet or do some exercise. But they not follow the proper way to control weight. If any body follow the method to control weight and control his diet . Then the see amazing result. Sorry for Louie Anderson. 🙁
Thanks for helping me get back on track after a week of feeling out of control.
This story is freaking hilarious, I'm looking forward to reading more amazing content on your blog
Thanks for helping me get back on track after a week of feeling out of control.
Weight loss spirit surely arise on this diet. You are certain to see actual results over a age of time. Although weight loss outcome will fluctuate, deeply, many patients argue to see a variation after only a small time of new weight loss plan use.
Pounds Loss is really a challenge regardless of your motivation Most experts believe that any significant accomplishment is best performed for the individual themselves do it for yourself.