SPACE BALLS FALLING ON MIAMI!

Large metallic balls are falling on Miami. NASA confirms that the alien space balls began falling early last week. They also confirm the space balls are from Planet Zeeba.

The hollow balls have a circumference of between 4 and 10 feet. They have been found all across Miami, including the prestigious South Beach area. In the last 48 hours, the balls have been wreaking havoc. NASA authorities, together with the United Nations Panel on Extraterrestrials, are in Miami, investigating this alien bombardment.

The space balls have a rough surface and appear to consist of “two halves welded together,” according to Saya Thune, a lead scientist with NASA.

SOFT LANDINGS?

Chuck Aggarawalla, a forensic scientist for the NASA, tells Weekly World News that “the alien space balls are made of a metal alloy unknown to man.”  The balls weigh between 10 and 20 pounds. Curiously many of the alien balls land softly on Earth, even though some of them have made  holes about two feet deep.

The FBI and NASA estimate that over 12,000 alien balls have dropped on Miami since October 7th, with an additional 5,000 balls dropping on Medellin, Colombia.  There are more alien space balls seen dropping each and every hour in Miami.

The alien orbs, however, do not pose any danger. “They are not explosive devices. They are safe to touch,” said FBI agent, Lloyd Mowra. Miami authorities are happy to report that no citizens have been injured by the space balls yet. “It’s like the space balls know where the people are,” said Miami Mayor Suarez. “They avoid hitting people, but they destroy cars and sidewalks. It’s crazy!”

Dr. Banesh Bannerjee of the U.N. Panel on Extraterrestrials has been working closely with NASA scientists over the last two days, examining the space balls.  Dr. Bannerjee told Weekly World News that the balls are “clearly from Planet Zeeba.  We recognize the markings on the balls, and they clearly originated on Zeeban spaceships.”

This was good news to Dr. Bannerjee.  “The Zeebans are part of an ongoing peaceful alien invasion that began in October of 2010. NASA estimates the Zeeban invasion will continue until December, 2022.”

THE ZEEBANS TO THE RESCUE?

Some members of the U.N. Panel of Extraterrestrials, however, say that the Zeebans may be sending a message to the aliens from Planet Gootan, who landed on Earth (in China and the Indonesian Sea) on November 27th of 2015. “The Gootans are hostile and are here to attack and kill humans.  The Zeebans may be coming here to defend us against this vicious Gootan attack. Maybe the space balls will help us defend against The Gootans.”

Could Earth be a battleground between the Gootans and the Zeebans?

“We think so. We are predicting an alien conflict on earth between the Gootans and the Zeebans throughout 2020 and continuing for 10 years.  In fact, we think it’s already begun.”

What should citizens of Miami do if they see alien space balls falling?

“There’s no reason for alarm.  The space balls are designed to avoid striking any humans,” said Mayor Suarez.  “They are friendly space balls.”

Good to know. Weekly World News will keep readers updated on the falling space balls.

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.