Home » GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH

GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH

NASA has just detected a swarm of 16 asteroids hurtling towards Earth this week. After investigating the swarm, NASA has announced that God was throwing asteroids at Earth. They did not know what the reason was for God’s actions, but they are confident it was him (or her).

These asteroids will start slamming into Earth starting Tuesday the 8th and should continue until Saturday, the 12th. Many of the asteroids seem to be directed toward Washington, D.C. in the United States, though some seem to be aimed at the Ukraine, Russia and for some reason Switzerland.

NASA tells WWN that the impact of the asteroids could wipe out much of Washington D.C. “if they hit their target,” said Scott Janjigian of NASA. “But by reviewing past asteroid throws by God toward Earth, his aim isn’t so good. God is probably 1 out of 100 in shots on Earth.”

Right now the first asteroid, Adamadola, is 00378 astronomical units or roughly 351,000 miles away from Washington D.C., which is just slightly greater than the distance between the Earth and the Moon.

Some of the asteroids are larger than the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt. Others are ten times the size of the White House – another potential target of God’s Asteroids.

WHAT CAN YOU DO?

NASA told WWN that the Hubble Telescope has clear pictures of the Hand of God holding 16 asteroids and ready to chuck them at Earth. “The Hubble has captured some amazing pictures before, but this one is clear as a bell,” said Janjigian. WWN asked to see the pictures, but NASA is not authorized to release them to the public. “We don’t want people on Earth to see what the Hand of God looks like, it could have some strong ramifications for life on our planet.”

So what can we do about the asteroids being thrown our way? Janjigian said that we should just go about our daily lives. “If you live in Washington, D.C. and it actually makes an impact, you won’t know what hit you. Just go out, have some ice cream and have a few laughs before you go.”

Luckily, WWN is headquartered in Los Angeles. Thank God. We will keep reporting on this breaking story.

(Visited 1,334 times, 1 visits today)

8 thoughts on “GOD THROWING ASTEROIDS AT EARTH”

  1. Good day very cool web site!! Man .. Beautiful .. Amazing ..
    I will bookmark your web site and take the feeds additionally?

    I’m happy to find numerous useful info here within the put up,
    we’d like develop extra strategies on this regard, thank you for sharing.
    . . . . .

    Reply
  2. I can only quote Dotty Primrose: “If the Good Lord wants to end the world, He certainly has my approval!”

    Reply
  3. Too bad God’s asteroids missed hitting War-shington. The 18th is here and the Swamp is still a festering hole.

    Reply
  4. Please inform me in detail about the asteroid that hit Wetumpka, AL!
    I’ve lived here since 1976 & crave more details. Thank you. I found you through radio 93.1 fm in Montgomery, AL.

    Reply
  5. it’s really nice and meanful. it’s a really cool blog. Linking is a very useful thing. you have really helped lots of people who visit the blog and provide them useful information.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.