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GLENN BECK SUSPENDED

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NEW CANAAN, CT – Glenn Beck rumored to be facing suspension.  If so, Beck says he will spend time working on a comedy musical spectacular.
Glenn Beck is a conservative news commentator for Fox News who is currently under fire for saying that President Obama is racist against white people, despite the fact the President is half white.  Since his statement, nearly all of Beck’s advertisers have pulled their spots from his show.  Seeing a sudden lack on income, Fox News is considering suspending Beck until this situation has died down.
In the mean time, if his suspension goes through, Beck is expected to work on his next live show: Glennspell.  Every year Beck does two live tours in which he provides what he calls a mix of “Stand up comedy, and political commentary.”  Glennspell will be his first full length musical.  Taking place in an eclectic mix of times, the general populace have fallen under the idolatrous spell of a socialist dictator named Barry.  One day a curious outsider named Glenn arrives and shows the people the truth, exposing Barry’s lies and leading them to the dancing magical land of Utah.
“It should be a great show,” says Beck.  “It will blend great music and stirring drama, with a political message some people might pick up on.”
Towards the end of the show Glenn is crucified on a cross that says “Liberal Agenda.”  Glenn will be suffering on the cross, wearing a loin cloth over his special Mormon one-piece undergarments.  Barry’s henchmen (named FCC, ACLU, and Mainstream Media) then come in as a death panel to finish him off.  After dying on a cross Glenn is brought back by Jesus to defeat the “socialist nightmare” in a Christ-fueled dance solo performed by Beck.  Barry and his minions scurry back to Europe while Glenn leads the people in a final patriotic dance number.  “Flags will come down, people will dance with apple pies, then Jesus comes on dressed as Uncle Sam and welcomes us all to Utah.  That’s when you know, everything’s gonna be all right.”
Glenn Beck’s Glennspell is expected to tour in time for the holiday season.

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14 thoughts on “GLENN BECK SUSPENDED”

  1. We need to have someone on our side to report the real news. We can't trust what msn and abc say. Everyone is being paid off by Obama and his thugs. This is just more of the same, if you don't like what he says, take him off the air…… this is not right.
    Why don't we stop using taxpayer's money to put ads on the news for his(Obama) trash health care bill and his lies.

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  2. You all need to lighten up. Glenn would be the first one to give a good belly laugh over this. I'm a conservative and a Mormon and I loved it. If we can't laugh at ourselves, we are all in sad shape.

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  3. it is sad to my country, USA, convert to socialism or fascism and loose liberty and freedom. The only reason we were such a great nation was because our right to life, liberty and pursuit of happiness. It all comes down to this, 'Slaves do not produce'. When the government enslaves its people, the country will never prosper. Take Cuba, North Korea, Iran, Russia, many if not all the countries in the middle east, and more recently Venezuela. They are all destroyed. I ought to know; I fled Cuba 7 years ago to avoid enprisonment for speaking my mind. I was lucky, and thank this country for taking me as one of their own. Fight for freedom and liberty. Fight for smaller, less powerfull govrnment.
    And more importantly, think with your head, not with your ear.

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  4. I got a good belly laugh at this article. I, too, am a conservative, a Mormon, and a big Glenn Beck fan! He shows us his passion for life and he takes lots of hits for his so-called conspiratist-theory. I think his advertisers will have a stroke (each of them) when they see the unbelievable ratings that Glenn's show has gotten this past week — they were off the chart, beating msnbc (horrible channel), cnn, and the others by 300% — now that is an unreal achievement and I hope his sponsors gag over it…You keep goin' Glenn; we love you!!!

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  5. Glenn has nothing on the person of Jesus, so please dissociate Glenn and his dreams to Jesus. Capitalism and free market are very good but Blenn Beck has lost his mind since long time ego.

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