WAL-MART TO SELL CASEY ANTHONY PINK TUX SHIRT

ARKANSAS – Wal-Mart signed a deal with Casey Anthony to sell the “Casey Anthony Pink Tux shirt” exclusively at their stores.
Casey Anthony was wearing a unique pink tux shirt yesterday when the jury read their verdict.  It was a pink tuxedo shirt, that caught the eye of Wal-Mart honchos.
“We think a lot of young mothers and girls now look up to Casey Anthony.  After all, she is an innocent woman who loved her child,” said Wal-Mart exec VP, Johnny Tribbles.  “We are going to launch a Casey Anthony Tuxedo Shirt Line.”
Tribbles said that orders are already pouring in for the Casey Anthony Shirt.  “We’ve got about 5,00 orders from Orange County in Florida alone.”

Sources inside Wal-Mart said that the company feels that justice has been served and that Casey Anthony has the right to resume her normal life.  “And we think she can have a profitable clothing line.  She was very well dressed throughout the trial,” said Wal-Mart fashion buyer,  Rebecca Stigmoid.  “She’s on the cutting edge of fashion and this might be the first item in the Casey Anthony line.”

Wal-Mart said that the Pink Tuxedo Shirt will probably be the biggest fashion trend of the summer.  “It’ll probably be the best-selling blouse we’ve ever had.”
Rumors that Wal-Mart sold “O.J. Gloves” in the mid-90s are false.  “O.J. was a cold-blooded killer who got away with it. We would never sell an O.J. product,” said Stigmoid.  “Casey is different.  She was a good mother.  All her friends said so.”
Better head to Wal-Mart and get yourself a Casey shirt!

93 thoughts on “WAL-MART TO SELL CASEY ANTHONY PINK TUX SHIRT”

  1. What the frack??? I didn't shop in Walmart for years now I'm even going to walk on another side of the street not to get stupidity virus from them..Outrageous.

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  2. To WWN, your humorous satire is even better due to the responses that apparently think your stuff is serious news. Keep up the good work.

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  3. Hi, I’m Dianna Gee with Walmart's communications team. Just to be clear, this report is completely untrue. We do not offer this shirt nor are we promoting anything associated with this particular case.

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  4. R u serious???? i Will NEVER SHOP AT WALMART AGAIN! AND I SPEND HUNDREDS THERE EVERY WEEK! I WILL BE SURE TO PASS THE WORD AROUND THAT WALMART SUPPORTS MURDEROUS CHILD KILLERS! I GUARUNTEE YOU WILL LOSE LOTS OF BUSINESS FOR THIS ACTION OF SUPPORTING HER. AND AS FOR YOUNG MOTHERS LOOKING UP TO HER?! IM A 23YR OLD MOTHER WHO HAS WAY BETTER ROLE MODELS THAT COME TO MY HEAD FIRST. I WOULD NEVER LOOK UP TO HER! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED AND PREPARE FOR YOUR PROFITS OF YOUR COMPANY TO DROP DRASTICALLY!

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    • I'm sure she did nothing wrong. She just killed her daughter and lied to every single person about her daughter's whereabouts for months after. That's really someone who I'd want my kids looking up to! Hope you guys enjoy your shirts!

    • I hope to god you aren't a parent.. You find it OKthat she was without her daughter for 31 days while she was out partying? and then when confronted where he kid was she lied to EVERYONE???? and is still LYING?!??! Oh and then of course we get to HOW Caylee died.. and I bet you believe in the drowning theory?!?!? Well I am sure you do, because everyone that drowns ends up in a swamp in trash bags.. wtf..

  5. Hi, I’m Dianna Gee with Walmart Corporate Communications. Just to be clear, we do not offer this shirt nor are we promoting anything associated with this particular case.

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  6. Walmart I shopped at your store for years!! ( will take my buissness to target if you sell this shirt.. not only casey's hand has blood on them so do you now for doing this!! how dare you let this woman profit off her dead daughter!! i bet you did this for OJ also… i have lots respect for walmart now.. i hope this goes nation wide..

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    • WALMART- STOP AND THINK WHAT YOU ARE DOING- NO PERSON WOULD IN THERE WRIGHT MIND LOOKS UP TO A PERSON WHO KILLED THERE CHILD AND GOT AWAY WITH IT I HAVE SHOPED AT YOUR STORE FOR MANY YEARS, I WILL NOT SUPPORT ANY STORE THAT HAS ANY THING TO TO SELL ABOUT THE ANTHONY FAMILY, OR THERE DEFENCE TEAM, PLEASE READ ALL COMMENTS, THANKS CAROL HUGLI

  7. JUST LIKE WALMART LOOKING OUT FOR THAT ALMIGHTY $$$$$$$$$$. THIS IS BLOOD MONEY AND NO ONE IS GOING TO BUY THIS ITEM OF CLOTHING ESPECIALLY SINCE IT IS CONNECTED TO CASEY ANTHONY REALLY WALMART DO YOU WANT TO CONDONE KILLING CHILDREN AND THROWING THEM OUT IN THE SWAMP LIKE YESTERDAYS TRASH. I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
    BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT BOYCOTT

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  8. I will never ever shop at wal mart again, it a shame selling shirts of a mother who killed her child i hope nobody shops at your store ya all should be ashamed of yourselfs but the all mighty dollor talks loud and clear well my money won't be talking the blouse is ugly

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  9. As a librarian and information specialist, I find it fascinating being many of you are lacking basic information literacy skills. THIS IS A TABLOID JOKE WEBSITE!!! THIS IS NOT REAL! IT IS A SATIRE!
    Please go to your local libraries and ask a librarian for help developing your information literacy skills. However, that is going to be the biggest Halloween costume this year, and anyone with that blouse will sell out. Sad but true.

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  10. First, for Wal-Mart, who proclaims to be family friendly, to give money to a baby murderer is just sick. Second, see first.

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  11. I'm a young mother.. and i would never ever look up to her. thats for damn sure. she deserves to be sittin in prison for the rest of her life. not makin money off of what she wore in court or anything she does for that matter!!

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  12. Always loved walmart havent shopped there in 2 yrs so I guess forever isnt so bad ! Shame on you Wal mart ! I wont shop there again . Do you plan on donating that money in memory of Caylee ??? Probably not !!!

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  13. geesh people…this is TABLOID garbage. They NEVER tell the truth. If you believe everything they say, batboy is alive and well and waiting to take over the world. hahaha

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  14. Boycotting Walmart until these shirts and any other Casey memorabilia are permanately off the shelves! She isn't making a dime off her murdered daughter's expense, not on my watch!

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  15. are you kidding me .. if this is a true story.. can walmart be any more stupid?? or the person who wrote this story “We think a lot of young mothers and girls now look up to Casey Anthony. After all, she is an innocent woman who loved her child,” said Wal-Mart exec, Johnny Tribbles. “We are going to launch a Casey Anthony Tuxedo Shirt Line.”
    Your out of your damn mind if you think this is close to true.. and if you do have 5000 request for it doesn't mean you have to supply the shirt. Come on Wal-mart think are these $$ worth it for as much as YOU could be out…..Yeah keep thinking. stupid asses!~!

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  16. the stores and others will do anything to make money. not even thinking about caylee. they don't care, its all about the money.

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  17. I'm done with Walmart. Just because 12 idiots found her not guilty, doesn't mean she didn't do it. Are the executives at Walmart that headless? You're helping to support that baby killer. I hope you all are proud of yourselves.

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  18. This is just a tabloid. My father works for Walmart corporate and is a shareholder. It is a false report. First of all, they wouldn't involve themselves in such a scandal. Second of all, they would not quote "Walmart execs" and "fashion buyers", they would quote SPOKESPEOPLE for Walmart as they are the ones who speak to the media. Don't believe everything you read on the internet, people.

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  19. I am a mother of 2 and I just turned 22.. I would NEVER in hell look up to that baby killer.. First thing FIRST! I WOULD NEVER GO PARTYING AND LEAVE MY CHILD WITH SOME BABY SITTER! AS A MOTHER MY JOB IS TO PROTECT MY CHILD FIRST AND FOREMOST.. NOT GO OUT AND BE A WHORE! -like casey did.. Walmart is disgusting! never again will I go there. And if this is just a tabloid.. Well.. Hope to god Walmart clears this up soon

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  20. Called PNC Bank the lady said here where Columbus ,Ohio is Casey Anthony Is jet brought her here July 17,2011 made the telephone call Alex Morgan scores 1st USA World Cup Soccer shes age 22 thats the great news Casey Anthony is from Florida Banker said .

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  21. how stupid are you people?? There is NO WAY IN HELL walmart is doing this. I cant believe you people are so stupid that you believe this bullcrap.

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  22. I USED to shop at Walmart BUT now I will never step foot in any of their stores. What is wrong with you people? Even if she didn't kill Caylee (which I think she did) we have an oligation to our children. Going 30 days without your child and not notifying officials is neglect. This whole shirt thing disgusts me. I hope Walmart goes out of business. I'm sure your small children across the world can make them pretty cheap bringing in a fortune for you. Hopefully people will boycott this shirt as well as any book or movie.

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  23. lmfao are you kidding me Wal Mart white trash ville figures they would sell this. Hey get your i got away with killing my baby Pink Tux Shirt maybe a buy one get one free sale. Screw Wal Mart i will never shop there again if they are going to sell a shirt from baby killer and give her money.

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  24. To Wal-Mart: I understand that you're selling the Casey Anthony Tux shirt. My group(s) BOYCOTT CASEY ANTHONY, HER FAMILY AND LEGAL COUNSEL and 1 Million Strong Against Jose Baez are set to BOYCOTT Wal-Mart is this continues. Please take this item off of your shelves at the stores and online. JUSTICE FOR CAYLEE, BOYCOTT CASEY ANTHONY!!!!!!!!

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    • I ALSO GOING TO BOYCOTT WALMART HER IN TENNESEE WILL GO SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR CLOTHES,CLEANING SUPPLIES,BOOKS MEDICINE. WE ARE ONE MILLION STRONG WALMART IN TENNESSEE IS BEING BOYCOTTING LIKE NOW!!!!!!!!!

  25. Walmart………….It's all about money for you, isn't it!!???
    She might have been a good mother at some point, but a good mother does not kill their baby just so they can party. I shop at your store pretty much, but if you go ahead with this stupid clothing line, I will take my business elsewhere. I'm sure you won't miss my dollars, but there are plenty of us ready to take our dollars elsewhere.

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  26. Who wants to wear a ugly…hot mess of a shirt during the summer….and who would wear something a killer would wear…

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  27. are you kidding,, this just goes to show that Wallmart is truly a trashy place.. I would never shop there I dont care if they are giving there crap away…..

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  28. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOUNG GIRLS AND YOUNG MOTHERS LOOK UP TO CASEY ANTHONY? THAT IS INSANE! UNLESS THIS UGLY SHIRT LINE IS IN THE HALLOWEEN SECTION, IT IS AN INSULT AND OUTRAGE TO MOST OF
    THE AMERICAN PUBLIC! SHAME ON YOU WAL MART! DON'T BE SURPRISED IF MERCHANDISE IS DESTROYED ON HANGERS!

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  29. This is the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard. I will NEVER shop there again. I have absolutely NO respect for them. HOW can ANY corporation do something like this!? Can the CEOs even SLEEP AT NIGHT?!?!? Oh yeah, of course they can, on their big beds of money.

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  30. This makes me sick to my stomach. I will be sure to destroy every one of these I see in every walmart I go in. WATCH ME.

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  31. Darn… always gotta be some Trouble with Tribbles! Complete and utter hoax guys. Come on I am not even a Trekkie and I know what a Tribble is and they do not work at Walmart. Check the corporate website. No executive there by that name. I can't believe people are falling for this. lol

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  32. I work for Walmart and they have said they will NOT sell the shirts from casey anthony. They are very drama free and especially going to keep away frm this drama. PLz everyone this is a bad joke frm someone that wants to make Walmart look bad. and if Walmat does plan to put this out on the low ill quite that job real quick. I will nt be a part of a company that strives for family oriented rootes where the customer is first. plz people should call corparate office and voice ur thoughts. asap before anything bad happens

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  33. Loving how not once does she cry tears for her dead daughter, yet when she learns she's been declared not guilty of murder, she cries.
    That's freaking compassion, right there.

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  34. Casey Anthony is making enough money off poor little Caylee Marie Anthony's death. Don't give any more to this baby killer. She still needs to pay the price for the killing.

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  35. i think its total bulls___t. she killed that poor little baby and she shouldnt get money for anything. she should be spending more time in jail. what is the world coming to to let her go free? Why dont they just set all the killers on death row free cause its saying the same message as this. she did it and she shouldnt be making money off it its not right. walmart why would u be backing this its stupid. not to menction the shirt is ugly who beside pyhcos would wear it?

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  36. I think this is stupid let that baby killer scatch out a living in the dirt,. If Walmart wants to help someone. They should pick a honest hard working person that has struggled all their life and needs a break. I am a single mom who managed to raise my son almost entirelky on my own. I had to give up parties, I had to miss dates, I had to scratch and make ends meet as many decent parents have had to doto provide for their kids.
    That is the suirvivor spirit and instinct and that is to be rewarded not murder, violence and criminal activity. The system is set up for those who fail not for the hard working decent people who try to do right. What do they get high gas prices, high interest rates, high cost of food, large hospital bills, high taxes, and then a bad credit score for lack of insurance. These people give all thier lives to a job and what is left they give to their family. It seem to me this is backward. I remember asking for help when my son was little and I mad $10.00 over the limit. So I was denied.
    I am a regular at walmart if they proceed with this I will cut them off. I don't have to go there and will not.
    Robin

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    • Honestly, I fear for your children. They are going to grow up with the reading comprehension skills of their mother. This is a website for FAKE NEWS. You're gonna end up killing your children with your stupidity.

  37. good for walmart you go gave her some free i but one or two leave her alone she is FREE FREE FREE FREE i know that kill you all but this usa thank god

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  38. Really? Do you people even know what kind of site you are reading? None of these stories are true. Don't get all upset find a real newsite

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  39. As a person with a master's degree and spent many a long night and weekend in a library, I find what you have said here quite condescending. As I read this article, not looking at the name of the site I was on, just following google links, I found this article quite believable and plausible. Sure, I should look at the name of the site before I decide how much credence I give to believing what I have read…..but to go into a library and ask "for help developing (my) literacy skills," come on get real…..nobody is going to do that. Also it is a jump to decide that in a situation when someone can't determine what is and isn't' a joke…..they need to develop literacy skills…..and at a library. My literacy skills are just fine, as I imagine are most of those who are reading here…..so come down a little from your come-uppance…..as the old saying goes,"don't get above your raisin' ." !!!!!

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  40. There is no way I am buying this shirt and if I see anyone I know with this shirt on I am going to ask them if they like baby killers cause that is what she is.

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  41. Just one more reason NOT to shop at Walmart! How could anybody wear that. Makes me sick that you are rewarding a baby killer, but it is Walmart we are talking about.

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  42. First of all…unless Killsey designed the shirt and made the shirt and patented the design and labeledt. Come on people! Are you really that gullable?

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  43. Am i allowed to only say that of a alleviation to find someone that actually understands precisely what they are referring to online. Far more individuals have to go through along with understand this. I can't consider youre not very popular as you definitely possess the present.

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