IRAN INVENTS TIME MACHINE

An Iranian scientist has invented a time machine that goes backward and forward in time!
Sami Zabaghi, 37, registered “The Aryayek Time Traveling Machine” with the state-run Centre for Strategic Inventions.  Here is Sami:

The Tehran scientist told WWN that his device can “travel into future and into the past – within aminutes,” adding that his machine uses a set of complex algorithms to “predict five to eight years of the future life of any individual, with 98 percent accuracy.”
“I have been working on this project for the last 10 years,” he said. “My invention easily fits into the size of a personal computer case and can predict details of the next 5-8 years of the life of its users. It will not take you into the future, it will bring the future to you.”
The machine can also travel back to as far as the 1500s, though Zabaghi hopes to go back to 900 A.D. by the end of the year.  Iranian leader, Mahmoud Amadinejad, traveled back to meet Napoleon.  They reportedly got along very well.

The scientist says Iran’s leaders will use his device to predict future military confrontations or fluctuations in global currencies and oil prices.
“Naturally a government that can see five years into the future would be able to prepare itself for challenges that might destabilize it,” he said. “As such we expect to market this invention among states as well as individuals once we reach a mass production stage.”
Razeghi claims friends and family have given him a hard time for “trying to play God” with his time device.

“This project is not against our religious values at all. The Americans are trying to make this invention by spending millions of dollars on it where I have already achieved it by a fraction of the cost,” he said. “The reason that we are not launching our prototype at this stage is that the Chinese will steal the idea and produce it in millions overnight.”