Mitt Romney looked at the compensation package for U.S. President and decided it would be better to pursue a better job: President of Facebook.
Mitt Romney was briefed on the executive compensation of the sought after US presidency and was visibly horrified by the measly pay package. He dispatched his aides to find a sweeter payday.
After much research, the Romney campaign today announced it was cutting ties with the Republican Party and focusing on more lucrative roles in corporate America. They have their sites set on Facebook. Mr. Romney will announce his new campaign today and sources confirm he’s dumping his running mate in order “to negotiate a more substantial signing bonus.” Romney reportedly said: “I never understood that second in command stuff – it just seems sort of gay.”
“Besides, in the private sector you are sheltered from the unwashed masses and boy are their a lot of them! No more buses for this guy!” Romney went on to say.
Facebook executives are thrilled because the stock has been tanking since the IPO. “Romney is good at turning companies around and we need an about-Facebook. This company is in trouble and we need the Mormon Miracle Worker to help save us,” said a Facebook executive.
The Obama campaign was conflicted by the news, balancing the prospect of a less wealthy candidate with a fear of an unemployment tsunami from “Outsourcing Mitt’s” return to the private sector.
Mark Zuckerberg told WWN: “Mitt Romney?? Never heard of him – he never ‘liked’ me.”
Do you think Romney should takeover Facebook?
11 thoughts on “MITT ROMNEY FOR PRESIDENT – OF FACEBOOK”
Romney & Facebook – Perfect together.
A great job!
Better than being the President of this mess of a country.
I do like Romney's business experience, but his Gordon Gecko-esque tenure at Bain Capital concerns me. I also have a problem with him calling himself pro-life. In fact, Romneycare provided for taxpayer funded abortifacients (Pharmaceuticals that cause spontaneous abortion) How many evangelicals and catholics know this? He also is continually calling himself a christian to gain votes, when most of us learned in Sunday school that this is not the case.
I wouldn't trust Romney to be the President of the Hair Club for Men! ;-p
Exciting news update for tech lovers.
mitt romney for president of facebook ! owo … awesome news
http://www.wnd.com/2012/09/claim-obama-hid-gay-li… It’s a bit disturbing to see this President accused of living a double life. If so, we can’t trust him. His dad was a Mulsim. His birth in US is in question. His reasons for staying in a church ran by a man who condemned America….it just doesn’t end with this president. Now we find a big white pizza selling man bear hugging President, as if he’s a celebrity, instead of a President of the most powerful country in USA. NOBODY would dare have hugged Bush, Clinton or anyone else like this. Obama is not presidential material. If he was nobody would disrespect him so much as to bear hug him as if he were a celebrity, instead of a man in charge of US military and other powerful agencies. Just disgraceful. There is a chronic, pervasive disrespect for this President, though the media continues to promote him as if he were something we should hang onto. He’s not a President who seems in command, but rather a man who got into a position of power through Oprah, and other celebs. He is more concerned about going on trips with his family than taking care of people in USA.
But I was looking forward to the prospect of several First Ladies!
hhahah lol, great news… facebook will lose if happens