LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT A MILKAHOLIC

NEW YORK, NY – Lindsay Lohan is in the news again and it comes as no surprise that it isn’t for something good!
Lindsay Lohan is not a “milkaholic” and she’s demanding $100M for being called one. Well, she wasn’t necessarily called a “milkaholic” to the face but Lohan claims that a recent eTrade commercials includes a jab directed towards her. Lohan has launched a lawsuit against eTrade seeking $100M in damages and recurring that the commercial be pulled.
The commercial depicts a couple of babies having a web chat in which they discuss a missed date the night before. The boy responds that he’s sorry but that he was working on his portfolio. The suspicious “girlfriend” asks, “And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn’t over?” “Lindsay?” the boy responds hesitantly. Then another baby enters the scenes and exclaims, “Milk-a-what?!”
The ad first aired during this year’s Super Bowl and the eTrade spots featuring babies have been fan favorites. Lindsay Lohan is not a fan and she is pouting.
“They’re using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn’t they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody’s talking about it and saying it’s Lindsay Lohan,” said Lohan’s lawyer Stephanie Ovadia.
Ovadia also dared to suggest that Lohan has elevated ‘Lindsay’ to the same recognition status as “Madonna’ or ‘Cher’. That an incredibly daring claim and many will find that hard to believe. It’s more likely to believe that when one think of ‘Lindsay’ [Lohan] they’ll probably think drug abuse, failed rehabs, countless club nights, questionable relationships and oh yea, “Herbie: Fully Loaded” She couldn’t reach the level of ‘Madonna” with an airplane.
Check out the “milkaholic” below.
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12 thoughts on “LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT A MILKAHOLIC”

  1. The ad is brilliant, Lohan is getting bad advice, and ETrade scores as a result. I wouldn't be surprised if they made another 100 million from the publicity and ad exposure, and she won't get a dime of it.

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  2. I think she is full of herself if she thinks she is on par with Madonna & Oprea, I certainly didn't think the commercial was in reference to her.

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  3. cannot stand Lindsey Lohan. She is always in trouble and never puts a stop to partying. She needs lots of assistance. She was a great good actor it really is unfortunate.

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  4. Ms. Lohan needs to be performing additional than ninety days in prison, anything less and I think is always to total diss towards legal system. Ms. Lindsay is already getting off totally free just since she's a movie star. It completely sends an unhealthy message, specifically towards the yougsters that adore her as a role model. I am learning now that she will most likely only end up serving 14 days of her 90 day sentence. I guess driving even though plastered actually isn't so poor after all- the stuff these celebs get away with is absolutely horrible.

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  5. She's out! Or at least kinda out! No more hard time for now. I swear it just makes her seem hotter. I bet those dirty movies are just around the corner. I guess the Mean Girls one after all.
    Emogene Mundinger is right about her needing more time. This was just an appetizer. She needs the full 3 course meal.

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    • Used to be so cute but now she is so hot, love it when their wheels fall off, almost like a Greek tragedy with this one
      Not sure how Lindsay got the etrade spot as the mothers of America would not be happy if they new she was a milkaholic

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