RUTHERFORD, NJ – The Real Housewives of New Jersey continue to cash in on their fame. They are reportedly opening a new strip club – Bada Bling.
Real Housewives of New Jersey had a brilliant business idea.  “Many viewers thought the housewives were either strippers, ex-strippers, or “professional” ladies, so why not take advantage of that perception and open a strip club,” said a source close to the Housewives.
One of the housewives, Melissa Gorga was quick to tell WWN that she never EVER stripped during her stint as a bartender at Lookers Gentleman’s Club in New Jersey … and she plans on suing anyone who says even thinks about her being a stripper.
But a source says Melissa feels she has a lot of experience in strip clubs and her business acumen will help make their new club a smash success.

The unique twist on the club?  “All strippers will be wearing VERY expensive jewelry – jewelry they can’t afford” said a source close to the Housewives.

Teresa Giudice, Jacqueline Laurita, Caroline Manzo, Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile of the “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey” will be joined by ex-housewife Danielle Staub, who has a great deal of experience in strip clubs, in the new venture.
Melissa Gorga, who is seen here in Miami Beach soaking up the sun, repeated again… “I am NOT a stripper!”

At the press conference announcing the exclusive Jersey Gentleman’s Club, Melissa Gorga repeated over and over again hat she NEVERr stripped during her stint at Lookers Gentleman’s Club  and threatened to sue anybody who even looked at her like she was a stripper.

Why not cash in even more on their fleeting fame?  Gorga and her Jersey cohorts wanted to name the club Jersey Girls, but Bruce Springsteen (and Tom Waits) reportedly sent them cease and desist letters – so they came up with the brilliant name Bada Bling.  “It’s a take-off on that strip club in the Soprano’s, except it shows that we are more upscale than those whores,” said a source close to the Jersey Housewives.

Will the Real Housewives of New Jersey “perform” at the club?
“We are NOT going to strip, but at our age, we are much hotter than girls half our age, so the men will probably be looking at us more than any of the other girls in the club,” said Diane Manzo of Franklin Lakes.
But Danielle Staub WILL be one of the strippers.  Here she is rehearsing:

The launch of Bada Bling will be in early March and the Real Housewives are teaming up with Snooki and J-Woww and The Situation for a wild launch party.  “It’s going to be a big bash – Jersey Style,” said a source in New Jersey.

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