ED ANGER SAYS: "IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!"

I blame George W. Bush for all these A-rab terrorist attacks – because he’s not here!
That’s right: these crazy A-rabs are attacking America again because Bush ISN’T in the White House!
How can Bush do what he did for eight whole years – keeping the U.S. of A. safe and sound – when he’s goofing off in Texas someplace, wading through hate mail between naps?
Can’t we just let him VISIT once in a while? Maybe he can give the Teleprompter Kid a few tips?
Oh, I forgot: Bush is a moron and Obama is a genius!
Obama must be pretty smart, because he’s got himself a nice safe job that lets him go golfing and surfing and riding magical unicorns in Hawaii over Christmas. Meanwhile, all those poor peaceful sons of A-rab millionaires are forced to spend their holidays trying to blow up airplanes with flaming jockey shorts or something.
That just shows you the big inequalities in our world that the Communist-in-Chief has promised to get rid of!
And he’s trying, too. He wants to make everybody equal. So now we all get to equally get treated crappy at the airport, even though our name isn’t Mohammed and we’ve got passports and our dad’s didn’t call the cops on us.
Clinton tried to wreck America with HIS burning underwear, but Obama doesn’t need that. He’s ruining the country without even trying!
I don’t understand why the A-rabs don’t just make their own airline and let us fly on ours. They’ve got the money to do it. Then we could fly without having to walk around barefoot through x-ray machines, and they could put their goats in the carry on, and their wives in the cargo hold, and we’d all be happy!

10 thoughts on “ED ANGER SAYS: "IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!"”

  1. Thank you Ed for more thoughtful commentary. To keep us safe, I understand that they won't let people out of their seats for the last hour. I don't know about you but that's a long time not to go to the bathroom. I'm switching back to rail or mule drawn carriage. Airplanes were nice but their time has come and gone. Do you know anything about teleporting?

  2. "How can Bush do what he did for eight whole years – keeping the U.S. of A. safe and sound"
    Er…do you not remember 9/11/2001? If I recall correctly, Dubyuh was el presidente at the time?
    Perhaps you do not recall the stories about the marginalization of the counter-terrorism experts in his regime in favor of partisan morons who didn't know jack?
    Or maybe you've forgotten about the thousands of Americans that the dimwit killed in his misbegotten wars?

  3. Ed – Rush has a great stand in group for him, have you considered joining his team? Sounds like he'll be down and out for awhile. Big $$$ on conservative Radio !!!

  4. I don’t understand why the liberals don’t just make their own airline and let us fly on ours. They’ve got the money to do it.
    They could have surly, rude, inefficient, ESL/ETL security personnel who do not profile and are easily bribed. They could have affirmative action pilots who cannot fly but do use hallucinogens. They could buy the smallest, most energy efficient, made somewhere in the world in an unregulated country in quality-control-less factories by uneducated, untrained, inexperienced, not-security-vetted workers, eco-friendly airplanes. (We call them unicorns.) They could have small, tasteless, stale vegetrarian (not sic) inflight 'meals' served by surly, rude, ugly, fat, hairy lesbian flight attendants. (I think the A-rabs call them "goats.)
    We could have heavily armed, serious-but-polite, former Israeli security guards who profile the camel dung out of terrorist wannabes. We could have politically incorrect, former military pilots who can fly the brand new, made in the USA, Boeing airliner up its own APU — who have black belts and are heavily armed so they can also kick the camel dung out of any terrorist wannabes. We could have large, flavorful, fresh steak-and-seafood inflight culinary extravaganzas prepared at your aisle and served by polite, handsome, fit, perfectly coiffed flight attendants — who have black belts and are heavily armed so they can also kick the camel dung out of any terrorist wannabes.
    Seriously, I want my security to be secure, my pilots to be pilots, and, my inflight safety personnel to be inflight safety personnel, and, if that means they need to be able to profile and to kick the camel dung out of a terrorist wannabe, that's the airline I want.

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