HAVANA, CUBA – Fidel Castro met with US lawmakers for the first time in years this Tuesday. Political expert the Alien was on hand to assist with the talks.
Washington is attempting to warm up relations with the communist country, including lifting the ban on American travel and the long held trade embargo.
The Alien, acting as an outside opinion, agreed that a furthered dialogue could be beneficial for both nations.
“The Cold War is long over. There is no reason these two nations should not pursue a dialogue which could be mutually beneficial.”
Fidel Castro requested the Alien specifically to help mediate the meeting. It was during the most heated portion of America’s relationship with Cuba that the Alien crash landed in Roswell New Mexico. At the time Castro was obsessed with learning what advantages, technological or political, the Alien may be giving his cold war adversaries. Finally seeing the Alien, knowing with certainty he exists and even talking with him, was the realization of a long held dream for Mr. Castro.
The meeting focused on the normalization between the two countries, and what that could mean. Fidel and his brother Raul Castro believe that the Obama administration may be able to finally open the doors between the neighboring countries.
After the meeting Fidel took the Alien aside to ask about the part he played in “the old days.” The Alien, although very polite, seemed very uncomfortable and kept giving the ‘help me’ signal to his fellow delegates.
The typically staunch communist leader seemed very keen on seeing improved US Cuba relations within his lifetime, and sent all the delegates home with large boxes of cigars and novelty military hat /fake beard sets.